I can still color on my phone.

I can call my family.

My phone won't leave any marks of ink.

3 reasons why Pinecones are better then Jellybeans.

1. Pinecones can make trees.

2. They make better pranks when placed on chairs.

3. You almost always know what color a pinecone will be.

Three reasons why 70% is better than paper towels.

1. 70% doesn't fall apart when wet, being an abstract concept
2. 70% means you're almost done, and when you want a paper towel you have 100% of your task ahead of you
3. 70% is also far more exciting than a paper towel

Three reasons why molasses is better than an airplane.

1. Molasses can be stored on a shelf rather than in a large hangar.
2. Molasses doesn't require lots of maintenance to keep in working order.
3. Molasses can be used to flavor food items, like cookies or bread. A wing or propeller sticking out of a cookie isn't very appetizing.

Three reasons why paper is better than an ocean.

1. You can draw on paper.
2. You can't drown in paper.
3. I'd love to see you try making a paper airplane with the ocean.

Three reasons why Duck Tape is better than blankets.

1. You can stick things to the wall with it
2. You can make someone quite if they're being too loud
3. It's smaller and lighter than a blanket

Three reasons why ships are better than pillows

1. A ship will (usually) float, while pillows will sink if you're on it.
2. It makes pretending to be a pirate more convincing.
3. It's sturdier than a pillow.

Three reasons why light bulbs are better than newspapers.

1. Newspaper can't replace a blown bulb, only another light bulb can.
2. Light bulbs provide a safe form of light, newspaper set on fire doesn't.
3. Light bulbs can make reading in a dark room easier, newspapers don't.

Three reasons why ballet is better than a mirror.

1. If you watch ballet, you watch something moving that isn't yourself; whereas when you watch a mirror you watch yourself.
2. If you do ballet, it's better because it's exercise whereas you can't really do anything with a mirror except look into it...
3. Ballet is a skill, while a mirror is just an inanimate object.

3 Reasons why an angsty story is better than a banana.

1. You can read an angsty story - not so much a banana.
2. An angsty story can keep you on the edge of your chair - a banana is less likely to do so.
3. You will often feel a great relief when you've finished an angsty story - when you've finished a banana, you only feel full.

Three reasons why a banana is better than a bandana.

1. A banana provides helpful nutrients when eaten; a bandana, not so much.
2. A bandana split just doesn't sound tasty at all.
3. Banana peels provide that classic slapstick element (people slipping on them), while bandanas might actually provide extra traction instead.

Three reasons why thunderstorms are better than television.

1. During a thunderstom you can watch a light and sound show every bit as spectacular as what is often shown on TV
2. Whilst watching the thunderstorm you aren't using up electricity, unlike television
3. The thunderstorm can disrupt television transmission or electrocute people who insist on watching TV, whereas a television can't disrupt the thunderstorm.

3 Reasons why a good street directory is better than a computer game

1. A good street directory can help you find your way in real life
2. A good street directory can aid you in helping others to find their way as well
3. A good street directory is a useful item

Three reasons why stainless steel cutlery is better than a sports car

1. Stainless steel cutlery helps with cooking meals, a sports car does not.
2. Stainless steel cutlery doesn't require gas refills like a sports car.
3. Stainless steel cutlery is far cheaper and more useful than a sports car will ever be!

Three reasons why a snowglobe is better than a dandelion.

1. Snowglobes are reusable, after you have blown away the fluffy white stuff on a dandelion you are left with a stalk
2. Snowglobes are non-allergenic
3. You can make your own snowglobe

Three reasons why a tandem bike is better than a cave