1. The animaniacs a funny.
2. The animaniacs have really big mallets.
3. The animaniacs are zany to the max.

Three reasons why pillows are better than fairies.

1. You can sleep on pillows.
2. You can buy pillows in shops.
3. You can put pillows in your suitcase (well, perhaps you can put fairies in as well, but they would put up a struggle )

Three reasons why cars are better than potatoes.

1. Cars take you places
2. Cars last much longer than potatoes
3. Cars are more interesting to look at

Three reasons why turtles are better than lemonade.

1. Turtles are cuter.
2. Turtles are more fun to watch.
3. Turtles are faster.

Three reasons why Q-tips are better than cupcakes.

1. Q-tips fit into small places without loosing their shape
2. You could paint a picture with a Q-tip. (Maybe you could with a cupcake, I don't know--but I would think the crumbs would be a deterrent.)
3. Q-tips have no added sugar

Three reasons why a tire swing is better than dinosaurs.

1. Tire Swings won't eat you
2. You can swing on tire swings
3. Tire swings exist today; dinosaurs don't

Three reasons why tapes are better than CD's

*coughtheyshouldbeunrelatedcough*

1. It's easier to whack burglars over the head and do damage with tapes.
2. They're less shiny, so you won't get distracted from watching your movie by the pretty colors.
3. You can pull the film out of tapes and use it as rope if you're stranded on a desert island. CD's are only good for frisbees which I guarantee you'll lose in the ocean or up a coconut tree.

Three reasons why a bucket of coal is better than a pen.

1. A bucket of coal can fuel a stove or heater
2. A bucket of coal can be traded for money, if necessary, unlike a pen
3. A piece of coal from the bucket would be just as useful as a pen to write with.

Three reasons why a paid up electricity account is better than a diamond ring

1. A paid up electricity account means the debt collectors won't be hounding you.
2. A paid up electricity account here means I will get the discount for paying on time.
3. A paid up electricity account means my electricity will stay on, and I can keep warm, fed and entertained.

Three reasons why a hot water bottle is better than an electric blanket.

Wow, this is a tough one.

1. They are smaller.

2. You don't need electricity to run them.

3. You can drink from them after they cool off.

Three reasons why tomatoes are better than blocks.

1. Tomatoes won't hurt you if someone throws one at you.
2. They taste better than blocks.
3. Tomatoes are far more versatile than blocks. You can make so many different meals using tomatoes!

Three reasons why NarniaWeb is better than a fence.

1. NarniaWeb can open your horizons, fences do just the opposite.
2. NarniaWeb isn't boring, whereas fences are made of boards.
3. NarniaWeb took a lot less post hole diggers, nails and blisters to create and maintain.

Three reasons why a pile of dirt is better than a rainy day.

You can make mud balls and throw them.

You can plant flowers.

Dirt smells good when it gets wet.

3 Reasons why Horses are better then Robin Hood

1. We can verify that horses exist and have existed in the past, Robin Hood is a much more slippery character
2. Robin Hood comes in greens and browns, horses come in 'blacks and bays, dapples and greys...'
3. There is a larger and more varied selection of literature available on the subject of horses so you won't run out of books as quickly.

Three reasons why Robin Hood is better than electricity.

1. Robin Hood is more adventurous than electricity.
2. You can really get into Robin Hood, there's nothing interesting with electricity.
3. Robin Hood comes with horses, electricity doesn't!

Three reasons why cell phones are better than markers.