1. You can travel to fictional parallel universes through a mirror (e.g. "Alice Through The Looking Glass"). To my knowledge, no-one has ever travelled to a fictional parallel universe through a golf ball.

2. With a mirror, you can re-enact the scene in VDT where Lucy looks in the mirror and imagines she's Susan. A golf ball is not much use in this situation.

3. Mirrors rarely get lost at the bottom of streams. Golf balls invariably do.

Three reasons why music is better than a lift/elevator?

1. An elevator would not be enjoyable with out it.

2. There are many different kinds of music to choose from.

3. You can sing to the music

3 reasons why Shoes are better then Hockey

1. You don't have to wear a ton of padding with shoes.
2. Shoes won't hit you in the face like a hockey puck might.
3. Shoes don't involve the freezing cold or slipping on ice!

3 Reasons why meatballs are better then duct tape.

1. They taste better.
2. Meatballs won't get stuck to you!
3. Their also good for flinging across the table at a sibling!

3 Reasons why muffins are better than rain.

1. Muffins are (usually) tasty.
2. Muffins won't freeze you to death.
3. I've never heard of a thunder muffin.

3 reasons why Night Furies are better than potatoes.

1. Night Furies are cool.
2. Night Furies are dragons.
3. Night Furies are cute.

Three reasons why hugs are better than pigs.

1. Hugs make you feel popular unlike the proverbially unpopular pork chops in Jerusalem
2. Hugs make you feel appreciated, wanted and special
3. Hugs tell you that other people care how you feel

Three reasons why pigs are much better than bushfires

1. Pigs are edible
2. Pigs can be picked up and moved somewhere else if they are in the way
3. If you invest in pigs, you may receive a return on your investment.

Three reasons why snow is better than cookies.

1. You can make snowmen out of snow
2. Snow is prettier
3. Snow falls from the sky

Three reasons why skirts are better than pants

1. Skirts are prettier because they can be made with flowers
2. Skirts twirl better when you do pirouettes
3. Skirts are better for carrying things in

Three reasons why shirts are better than mousetraps (to choose things that really are unrelated, as the rules say)

1.Shirts can protect you from injury from mousetraps
2.Shirts can keep you warm in winter, unlike mousetraps
3.You can wear a shirt, but not a mousetrap, to a job interview

Three reasons why a birthday cake is better than a blue tie.

1. You can eat birthday cake.
2. You can decorate a birthday cake, not a blue tie
3. Birthday cake is far more delicious than a blue tie!

Three reasons why owls are better than violins.

1. You don't need to tune the owls.
2. In some (fictional) societies, you can use the owls to send mail.
3. Owls can (in those same societies) become pets (violins have a different relationship to their owners).

Three reasons why embroidery is better than sunsets.

1. Bats don't come out after an embroidery is done. They're known to do that after a sunset.
2. Embroidery is more time consuming if you're waiting for the next Narnia movie.
3. Embroidery can be sold for cold hard cash. You can't sell sunsets.

Three reasons why chainsaws are better than umbrellas.

1. It's really hard to cut down a tree with an umbrella!
2. Chainsaws make a fun noise that serves as a background on shows like Red Green.
3. Umbrellas tend to get blown inside-out in the wind. Chainsaws just keep cutting.

Three reasons why rivers are better than eagles.