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Aslanisthebest
(@aslanisthebest)
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1. When you're sinking in a boat, you can hope to break the boat on a sharp rock in order to stay afloat and find land. You can not do that when suspended in air.
2. You can swim in water if the boat sinks, whereas you can not swim in air...
3. Losing a boat is less expensive than losing a hot air balloon (though I doubt finances would be on my mind in either problem.)

Three reasons why staying up late is better than getting up early. ;)


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Posted : July 3, 2013 7:52 am
Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

1. If you stay up late, then you can go to bed when you get tired. If you get up early, then you're tired, but you have to get up anyways.
2. Things are just funnier if you stay up until 2 AM.
3. Usually, getting up early isn't an option; staying up late is.

Three reasons why rivers are better than rainbows.

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Posted : July 3, 2013 8:23 am
7chronicles
(@7chronicles)
NarniaWeb Guru

1. The sound.

2. Its refreshing to dip your feet in.

3. It tastes good

3 Reasons why Sharks are better then Whales.

The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis

Posted : July 3, 2013 8:24 am
ValiantArcher
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MODERATOR NOTE: Remember that you must compare TWO UNRELATED things!

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Topic starter Posted : July 3, 2013 12:02 pm
Dinode
(@dinode)
NarniaWeb Guru

1. Sharks can attack small young whales.

2. Sharks have an excellent sense of smell.

3. They are used as mascots more often.

Three reasons why cows are better than the color blue.

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Posted : July 3, 2013 4:58 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

1. Cows give milk when alive, which can be used to make cheese.
2. You can't eat the colour blue.
3. Cows are living creatures whose care and maintenance provides employment.

Three reasons why it is better to have a working torch than a bangle?

Posted : July 3, 2013 8:51 pm
stargazer
(@stargazer)
Member Moderator

1. A working torch is really useful when the power goes out.
2. Torches are helpful when camping.
3. Torches can be left in Narnia. ;))

Three reasons why fireworks are better than chickens.

But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.

Posted : July 4, 2013 8:41 am
7chronicles
(@7chronicles)
NarniaWeb Guru

1. They sparkle

2. They are colorful

3. And they are special, because they come only once a year. :)

3 reasons why Oatmeal is better then a Wool coat?

The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis

Posted : July 4, 2013 10:39 am
UltimateSchweetWarrior
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NarniaWeb Nut

1. Oatmeal is yummy.
2. You can eat oatmeal for breakfast.
3. There is no harm in putting maple syrup on oatmeal.

Three reasons why pickles are better than laughing.

Posted : July 4, 2013 11:41 am
Movie Aristotle
(@risto)
NarniaWeb Junkie

1. Pickles don't make you tired.
2. Pickles are more appropriate after funerals.
3. You can't eat a laugh.

Three reasons why hopscotch is better than brain surgery.

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Posted : July 4, 2013 11:53 am
TheGentleWarrior
(@thegentlewarrior)
NarniaWeb Guru

1. Hopscotch doesn't require a hospital stay.
2. You don't feel terrible before, or after playing hopsotch.
3. You can do anything while playing hopscotch, not so with brain surgery.

Three reasons why peacocks are better than lightbulbs.

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Posted : July 4, 2013 2:13 pm
Aravanna
(@aravanna)
NarniaWeb Nut

1. Peacocks are generally more energy efficient.
2. If you flip on a light cockroaches might run everywhere, if you flip on a peacock, it will mostly just be annoyed landed on it.
3. Peacocks are also less likely to start a house fire, but don't leave a peacock in a room with an open flame please.

Three reasons why leaky faucets are better than learning french.

Posted : July 4, 2013 5:09 pm
Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

1. A leaky faucet can be resolved much more quickly.
2. Knowing how to fix a leaky faucet is a useful skill just about anywhere; learning French is only useful in French-speaking places.
3. No one will ever accuse you of sounding pretentious if you have a leaky faucet.

Three reasons why sleeping is better than board games.

N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren

Posted : July 4, 2013 6:35 pm
7chronicles
(@7chronicles)
NarniaWeb Guru

1. You can't lose

2. You don't have to put anything away afterwards

3. You can dream

3 reasons why cheese is better then a bowling ball.

The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis

Posted : July 4, 2013 9:12 pm
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

1. A Cheese sandwich will keep you fed, but a bowling ball won't.

2. You can be more sociable sharing a plate of cheese and cracker biscuits than sharing a bowling ball

3. Cheese makes a good flavouring and garnish on many dishes the family can enjoy.

Three reasons why it is better to have a mirror than a golf ball?

Posted : July 4, 2013 9:21 pm
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