1. Sisters are more fun than shoes.
2. Sisters don't wear out like shoes do.
3. Sisters can play games with you, but shoes can't.

Three reasons why kites are better than antlers.

1. Kites can be removed from your head easily, unlike wearing antlers
2. You can play with someone else's kite on a windy day, if they give you permission, but antlers have to stay with their owners
3. Kites are simply made from mainly non-organic materials, unlike bony antlers mounted on the wall.

Three reasons why platypuses are better than cricket bats

1. There is a platypus song that gets stuck in your head. I have yet to hear any songs about cricket bats, much less a catchy one.
2. You can find platypus in nature, but when was the last time you observed a cricket bat in its natural habitat?
3. Platypus is just a tiny bit more fun to say than cricket bat.

Three reasons why rhubarb pie is better than a bonfire.

1. Rhubarb pie is edible while a bonfire is not.
2. Rhubarb pie is much easier to deal with in the summer than a bonfire.
3. It's a lot easier to take a rhubarb pie to a potluck than a bonfire.

Three reasons why postcards are better than guitars.

1. Postcards don't cost anywhere near as much to buy or to send to friends as do guitars.
2. Old postcards, besides greetings and good wishes, also relay pictorial and even printed information for local historians, unlike guitars.
3. Postcards don't need hearing aids and a course in guitar playing before they can be enjoyed fully.

Three reasons why baseball bats are better than fruit bats (sometimes called flying foxes).

1. Baseball bats can be used to play baseball, whereas it would be inadvisable to play baseball with fruit bats.
2. Baseball bats don't need to be fed.
3. Baseball bats don't tend to fly around in the middle of the night and give you a start.

Three reasons why tigers are better than notebooks.

1. Tigers are a threatened species which must be treasured and protected, unlike notebooks which even when unused, can breed in dark corners.
2. Tigers are things of beauty and artistry to admire and study for their lovely stripey coats, and for their impossibly gorgeous offspring, unlike even scribbled on notebooks.
3. Tigers in the wild, unlike the manufacture of notebooks and other goods, don't add to the world's deforestation.

Three reasons why knitting needles are better than poker machines

1. Knitting needles can be used to create many things, which poker machines cannot.
2. Knitting needles are much easier to carry around than poker machines.
3. Knitting needles make nice gifts for crafty people, whereas poker machines do not.

Three reasons why water bottles are better than Christmas lights.

1. Water bottles can be used throughout the year, unlike Christmas lights which are only useful in late December.
2. Water bottles don't need a power supply to be useful, unlike Christmas lights
3. Water bottles are necessary to take on long journeys, unlike Christmas lights.

Three reasons why a pet cat is better than a tiara.

1. Tiaras are not fluffy.
2. Cats are a source of warmth if they sit in your lap.
3. Let's face it, tiaras aren't NEARLY as cute.

Three reasons why pencils are better than water balloons.

1. You can write with a pencil but not a water balloon.
2. A pencil fits in a pocket much better than a water balloon.
3. Getting a pencil thrown at you is generally less of a shock to your system than getting a water balloon thrown at you.

Three reasons why peas are better than flashlights.

1. Peas satisfy your hunger, but flashlights do not
2. A pea is lighter to carry than a flashlight
3. Peas are less expensive to replace than a flashlight

Three reason why winter is better than cake

1. You can get exercise skiing in the snow, but cake is unhealthy
2. Winter has Christmas, and you can have a whole feast during Christmas
3. It is fun to play in the snow with snowball fights, but cake it not good for throwing around

Three reasons why paint is better than rain

1. If you get wet playing in the rain you can catch a cold, but you won't catch a cold playing with paint
2. You can create paintings with paint and give them to friends, but you can't give rain as a present
3. You can keep your paintings as memories, but rain won't leave a lasting trace.

Three reasons why orange juice is better than coffee

1. You are less likely to get addicted to orange juice than coffee
2. Orange juice has more vitamins than coffee
3. Orange breath is less disgusting than coffee breath

Three reasons dogs are better than cats.