1. You don't have to worry about being off-key while dancing.
2. Dancing tends to be better exercise than singing.
3. Dancing doesn't put a strain on your vocal cords.

Three reasons why spoons are better than light bulbs.

1. Spoons (if made of metal) don't break when you sit on them. Bend they may, but break they do not.
2. No-one ever boasts they were born with a silver light-bulb in their mouth.
3. No-one cracks tedious, unfunny "How many people does it take to change a spoon" jokes.

Three reasons why DVD players are better than false moustaches.

1. DVD players play a variety of movies and TV shows.
2. DVD players are unlikely to be used as a disguise by a villainous character.
3. DVD players are less likely to be irritating than false moustaches.

Three reasons why tablecloths are better than flashlights.

1. Tablecloths can be dramatically draped around one's shoulders when one is need of a cloak or cape. Unfortunately, flashlights are only useful for blinding someone so that they can't see that you don't have a cloak on.
2. Tablecloths can have pretty patterns on them, which are nice to look at.
3. Tablecloths can also be used to create a 'blanket' fort, since they bear a resemblance to the aforementioned cloth.

Three reasons why window blinds are better than chalk.

1. Window blinds help keep out the sun.
2. Window blinds on a chalkboard doesn't set people's teeth on edge as much as chalk on a chalkboard.
3. Window blinds don't melt when left out in the rain.

Three reasons why flashlights are better than greeting cards.

1. Flashlights can light up dark areas, but even greeting cards with lights are way too dim.
2. Flashlights are normally strictly utilitarian, but greeting cards often dredge up memories of those old friends one misses dearly.
3. If you leave a flashlight in the back seat of your car, it usually emerges no worse for wear, but greeting cards tend to get bent and soggy.

Three reasons why towels are better than shoe laces.

1. Towels can be used to dry dishes, while shoe laces cannot.
2. Towels can be used as bibs on small children, while shoe laces cannot.
3. Towels don't tend to break the same way shoe laces can.

Three reasons why pretzels are better than remote controls.

1. You can eat pretzels while watching something on the TV without any harm, but if you eat the remote, then you'll have to get up, walk all the way over to switch the channels or change the volume.

2. Pretzels are interesting to look at because of the neat designs, but remote controls are pretty boring to look at.

3. You have to have a TV to use a remote control, but pretzels are good on their own.

Three reasons why mirrors are better than plans.

1. Plans have to be made and then carried out, whereas mirrors simply sit or hang in their place, effortlessly.

2. Mirrors usually show a clear view of reality, whereas plans often get muddled and changed, making life less clear.

3. Mirrors can be bought in stores. Plans have to be made by hand!

Three reasons why gummy worms are better than paper manufacturers.

1. Gummy worms taste better than paper manufacturers.
2. Gummy worms fit better in a pocket than paper manufacturers.
3. Gummy worms are more fun to play with than paper manufacturers.

Three reasons why softballs are better than pencils.

1. You can throw a softball with less concern about it getting lodged in someone's face.
2. If you play catch with your dog with a softball, it'll come back in better condition than a pencil would.
3. Pencils are fragile - you can snap a pencil with your bare hands. I'd like to see you do that with a softball.

Three reasons why clocks are better than jet planes.

1. Clocks tend to keep time while jet planes tend to run off-schedule.
2. Clocks are much easier to afford than jet planes.
3. Anyone can operate a clock, whereas you need a special license to operate a jet plane.

Three reasons why bookmarks are better than sausages.

1. If you put a sausage between the pages of a book and close it, you end up with a horrible sticky mess.
2. A bookmark can be a cheap, easily-transportable and lasting souvenir of a place you visit.
3. Too many sausages is bad for your health. You can't have too many bookmarks.

Three reasons why underground railways are better than carpets.

1. Underground railways transport you somewhere; carpets do not.
2. It usually less expensive to ride an underground train than to buy a carpet.
3. Underground railways are more exciting than carpets.

Three reasons why books are better than lollipops.

1. Books (figuratively) transport you somewhere else.
2. Books do not get sticky when licked.
3. Books are better for your health than lollipops.

Three reasons why sisters are better than shoes.