1. Butter on bread is what makes sandwich fillings like jam taste yummy, unlike roller skates.
2. Butter is essential in baking cakes, puddings, scones and also in cooking many other dishes, including stews and casseroles, and unlike roller-skates
3. Butter can be used to grease roller skates if necessary.

Three reasons why a warm t-shirt is better than a television set.

1. A warm t-shirt is awfully cozy.
2. You can dry your hands on a warm t-shirt in a pinch.
2. You'll never want to throw it out the window when the cable goes out in the middle of an important broadcast!

Three reasons why cats are better than jewels.

1) Cats are fuzzy
2) cats make great companions
3) Cats can make you laugh

Three reasons why swamps are better than meadows.

1.The Monster of the Swamp is a much more thrilling title than The Monster of the Meadow
2.Swamps harbour mosquitoes, crocodiles and other dangerously fascinating creatures. Meadows usually have banal things like deer and cows
3.Swamps are messier to play in, thus delighting the hearts of children

Three reasons mushrooms are better than dishes

1. Mushrooms can be edible, whereas dishes are not unless you're a monster.
2. Mushrooms are found in the wild, whereas dishes are not.
3. Mushrooms are more mysterious than dishes, which is why fairy rings are sometimes denoted as being made out of mushrooms and not out of dishes.

Three reasons why combs are better than chairs.

1. It's much easier to style your hair with a comb than a chair.
2. Combs are much, MUCH easier to pack for a trip.
3. Combs are cheaper--unless you're buying really cheap chairs.

Three reasons why watches are better than doorknobs.

1. Watches are much more socially acceptable to carry with you when you go out and about.
2. Watches tell time, whereas doorknobs do not.
3. A doorknob must be affixed to a door to be of use, whereas watches are of use whether they are worn on your wrist or not.

Three reasons why coaster are better than telephones.

1. Coasters are designed to protect surfaces from liquids whereas telephones don't get along with those liquids.
2. Coasters are far less expensive than telephones.
3. Coasters don't become obsolete when a manufacturer introduces a new line of them.

Three reasons rainbows are better than a gourmet meal.

1. Rainbows are free; a gourmet meal costs a lot of money.
2. You can potentially see a rainbow from anywhere; gourmet meals can only be enjoyed in certain places, like restaurants or in homes where someone can cook.
3. Legend has it that at the end of a rainbow is a pot of gold; at the end of a gourmet meal, is indigestion.

Three reasons why cymbals are better than swans.

1. Cymbals don't leave messes around
2. There is no danger of cymbals pecking you
3. Cymbals are lighter than swans

Three reasons why trees are better than soup

1. Ever try to make paper from soup? It's not pretty.
2. Wood from trees goes into our homes, our furniture, and our campfires. All you can do with soup is eat it.
3. Trees turn beautiful colors in autumn. A bowl of soup remains the same.

Three reasons snow is better than email.

1. Snow is much prettier.
2. You can't get spam snow!
3. When there's piles and piles of snow, eventually it will melt away and you won't have to deal with it. Not so much if you have piles and piles of e-mails to answer.

Three reasons why board games are better than cars.

1. You can have 8 people playing a board game. Put 8 people in my Mini and you void my insurance.
2. When board games go wrong, you laugh about it. When cars go wrong, it's a lot of hassle and expensive.
3. Some board games are educational, such as Trivial Pursuit. The only thing you learn when driving is how selfish other drivers are.

Three reasons why fish are better than football (American or soccer, your choice).

1. You can eat fish, whereas you can't eat a football.
2. You can go fishing by yourself, but you need a large group to play football.
3. Go Fish! is a fun card game, whereas Go Football! sounds like a cheer that you say if you either don't care or don't know much about the game.

Three reasons why breakfast is better than a hammer.

1) Breakfast is nourishing and fills your hungry belly, but a hammer is inedible.
2) You won't accidentally smash your thumb or a toe with breakfast, whereas you might with a hammer.
3) Breakfast smells nice whereas hammers smell like...hammers.

Three reasons why wombats are better than dragons.