1. Flip-flops are much more comfortable to wear.
2. Flip-flops are much easier to put on.
3. Flip-flops are probably going to be much prettier.

Three reasons why duct tape is better than notebooks.

1. Duct tape can be used to repair notebooks.
2. Duct tape can (apparently) be used to make warts go away.
3. The "duct" part calls to mind cute, web-footed and feathered friends.

Three reasons why toffee is better than a blowtorch.

1. You're less likely to burn your tongue on toffee
2. Toffee is more useful for temporary sticky-ness
3. Toffee does not require extra equipment to operate safely

Three reasons why a radio is better than the sun.

1. A radio can transmit information, news and music.
2. A radio can be switched off, unlike the sun
3. A working radio is available at all times, unlike the sun.

Three reasons why the sun is better than a computer.

1. The sun does not overheat and restart, causing you to loose your work
2. The sun does not send or receive spam messages
3. The sun is easier to draw than a computer

Three reasons a pony is better than a violet.

1.Have you ever tried riding a violet?
2.Ponies smell way better.
3.A pony will eat the grass, a violet just sits there

Three reasons moonlight is better than sunlight.

1. Moonlight will not make you too warm
2. You can write sappier poetry about moonlight
3. Moonlight is a rarer so you appreciate it more

Three reasons a lily pads are better than a tent.

1. Lily pads provide natural beauty.
2. You will never, ever have to try to pack up lily pads in the rain.
3. Lily pads are much cheaper.

Three reasons why television is better than pens.

1. Television won't give you carpal tunnel syndrome.
2. Television doesn't spurt ink on you unexpectedly.
3. Television can make you laugh; inanimate pens rarely do that.

Three reasons why a shovel is better than soda.

1. Shovels have a practical use.
2. Using a shovel gives you some much needed exercise, whereas soda isn't healthy for you at all.
3. You can reuse a shovel; not so much with soda after it's drunk.

Three reasons why sandals are better than telephones.

1. Sandals oftentimes mean beach vacations.
2. Sandals protect your feet from sharp objects.
3. Trying to make a phone call with a sandal is a lot funnier than making a phone call with a phone.

Three reasons why umbrellas are better than refrigerators.

1. Both will keep you dry if you're out in the rain, but holding a refrigerator over your head is really hard (unless you're a superhero, I suppose).
2. Umbrellas fold up nicely and fit in your purse, briefcase, car, etc. Folding a refrigerator is a lot harder.
3. Umbrellas have a fun annual festival named after them.

Three reasons why stadiums are better than fish.

1. Stadiums can host sporting events and concerts!
2. Stadiums have CONCESSION STANDS.
3. Stadiums usually smell better than a dead fish.

Three reasons why a river is better than scissors.

1. Unlike scissors, you don't have to hunt through a whole house to locate where a river has got to.
2. Rivers provide a way to get from point A to point B over huge distances, unlike scissors
3. Rivers keep up beautiful landscapes, and provide water for thirsty humans and animals.

Three reasons why a dog is better than a toaster

1. A dog is man's best friend.
2. A dog can't electrocute you.
3. Walking a dog gets you to burn off calories instead of fattening you up with yummy toast.

Three reasons why butter is better than roller skates.