(Lol @ #3. )

1. They create beautiful music.
2. They're light enough for one person to carry.
2. Since they don't spin, they can't make you dizzy.

Three reasons why possums are better than cruise ships.

1. Possums are alive, and unless you're a spider, that automatically makes you better than non-living things.
2. Possums could actually fit inside a room.
3. Possums don't have annoying ads.

Three reasons why snow is better than kites.

1. While snow does get caught in trees like kites, it comes out a lot easier.
2. Snow can cancel school.
3. It's more beautiful to look at than a kite.

Three reasons why summer is better than popcorn.

1. You can enjoy popcorn in the summer, but not the other way around.
2. You can plan and go on vacations in the summer.
3. Summer means no school!

Three reasons why root beer is better than monkeys.

1. Root beer doesn't try to steal food from you.
2. Root beer is refreshing on a hot day.
3. Root beer doesn't make loud chattering sounds.

Three reasons why peanut butter is better than jet skis.

1. Peanut butter tastes a lot better.
2. Peanut butter isn't nearly so noisy!
3. It's a lot easier to store peanut butter than jet skis.

Three reasons why forks are better than mountains.

1. They're a food delivery system.
2. They can be used as impromptu weapons.
3. They won't send a rock slide or an avalanche down on you.

Three reasons why goats are better than coffee.

1.They taste a lot better
2.They climb a tree instead of making you climb one
3.Hugging a goat is easier

Three reasons why dogs are better than sprinklers

1. You can cuddle with a dog without getting wet.
2. A dog can give you puppy eyes and beg, while a sprinkler can not.
3. You can take a walk with a dog, without getting strange looks from others.

Three reasons why mirrors are better than firecrackers.

1. You can use a mirror at 2 AM and not have to worry about disturbing your neighbors.
2. Mirrors are much better at showing you what you look like.
3. Mirrors aren't expended after one use.

Three reasons why snow is better than macaroni.

1. You can use it to make snow cream.
2. White Christmases are better than Macaroni Christmases.
3. You don't have to boil it in water to be able to eat it.

Three reasons why cupholders are better than paper airplanes.

1. Cupholders serve a practical purpose
2. You can't lose cupholders very easily
3. Cupholders are virtually indispensable if you have drinks during car trips.

Three reasons why music is better than lakes.

1. It's really hard to sing along to a lake.
2. Unlike music, it's not a good idea to take a lake along in your car.
3. Sheet music is much cleaner than the algae and other things in a lake.

Three reasons why email is better than light.

1. Email is read on a computer monitor which gives off its own illumination.
2. Email allows you to connect with your friends.
3. "You've got light!" isn't as popular a phrase as "You've got mail!"

Three reasons why pudding is better than baseballs.

1. Pudding tastes a lot better than a baseball.
2. It hurts a lot less if you get hit by a pudding rather than a baseball.
3. It's squishy and is fun to poke.

Three reasons why an empty water bottle is better than a ceiling fan.