1. Planets aren't criticized the same way suede can be.
2. Planets last longer than suede does.
3. We live on a planet; you can't live on suede.

Three reasons why sweaters are better than tulip bulbs.

1. Sweaters keep you cozy and warm
2. Sweaters will last much longer and are available all year round.
3. Sweaters can be really pretty. (Note, I was supposed to compare sweaters to tulip bulbs. )

Three reasons why superheroes are better than pencils.

1. Films about superheroes are usually more interesting than films about pencils.
2. Superheroes wear cool costumes.
3. Pencils are not very good at coming up with witty comments while they save the world.

Three reasons why trains are better than clouds.

1. Trains run on timetables, whereas clouds can be erratic.
2. You can travel on trains, but you can't travel on clouds (sadly).
3. Trains move faster for longer than clouds.

Three reasons why a book is better than mustard.

1. A book can take you to another realm of imagination.
2. Books don't make a mess on your things, unlike pungent, sticky mustard.
3. Books can last a lifetime, whereas mustard, once eaten is gone forever.

Three reasons why pillows are better than pinecones.

1. Pillows are softer.
2. Pillows are more fun to use in fights.
3. Pillows do not grow into trees.

Three reasons why reindeer are better than people.

1) Reindeer don't curse you or beat you
2) Reindeer make some of the coolest riding animals
3) Reindeer can pull sleds (but beware of the cliff!)

Three reasons why mud is better than water.

1. Mud makes wonderful slurping noises when you tread in it.
2. Having to walk in mud gives you a good excuse to wear boots.
3. Mud were one of the best bands of the '70s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQfidTOTsLo
(Sorry, couldn't resist that one)

Three reasons why paint is better than giraffes.

1. Paint can make many things, including giraffes, while giraffes can not make paint or really much of anything else.
2. Paint makes everything colorful.
3. Little kids can't play with giraffes like they can with paint.

Three reasons why hair spray is better than a mile run.

1. Hair spray keeps your do nicely arranged for the day.
2. Hair spray often has a fruity smell, while a mile run only leaves you sweaty.
3. It won't take much energy from you to apply some hair spray.

Three reasons why journals are better than doughnuts.

1. Journalists can list reasons why doughnuts are bad for you.
2. Journals can't eat your feelings.
3. Journals can be your best friend.

Three reasons why the beach is better than pools.

1. Beaches are larger than pools.
2. You can walk on the sand at a beach.
3. Pool water is chlorinated, while beach water isn't.

Three reasons why hats are better than thermoses.

1. You can use them as a baseball glove in a pinch.
2. Kittens can sit in them and look cute.
3. They contain no calories.

Three reasons why ponies are better than horses.

1. Ponies are less intimidating than horses.
2. Ponies are cuter than horses.
3. Ponies are easier for Hobbits to ride than horses.

Three reasons why doors are better than purses.

1. Doors block out unwanted noise more efficiently than purses.
2. If you're a man, you don't feel embarrassed about being seen in public carrying a door.
3. "Aslan Makes A Purse In The Air" would have been a terrible title for the last chapter of "Prince Caspian".

Three reasons why guitars are better than concrete mixers.