1. A properly maintained flashlight can generate light whenever you need it, unlike a pine cone, which can only do it once.
2. A flashlight is a much safer item to light one's way than a pine cone
3. A flashlight can be kept in a pocket, glove box or first aid kit.

Three reasons why a pet is better than a TV set

1. Petting your pet makes you feel better than petting your tv set.
2. A pet can keep you more active than a tv set.
3. A pet tends to be better company than a tv set.

Three reasons why a mud puddle is better than a pillow.

1. Mud puddles are natural, unlike pillows.
2. Pillows need to be washed quite often. Mud puddles don't need to be washed in a washing machine to be maintained, which means they are cheaper to maintain.
3. Mud puddles don't require that they are fluffed every once in a while.

Three reasons why a puppy is better than a blue cube of unlimited power.

1. Puppies are cute.
2. Puppies are less likely to be used for evil.
3. Puppies come in many shapes and colors, whereas a blue cube of unlimited power has to be blue and cube shaped.

Three reasons why a flower pot is better than a car.

1. Flower pots saves the economy.
2. Flowers in flower pots doesn't pollute the air like cars do.
3. Flower pots are prettier than most cars these days.

Three reasons why owing a dog is better than owning fish.

1. A dog will actively comfort and listen to a human, unlike a fish
2. A dog exercises his/her human by taking said human for a walk, whilst fish just swim on.
3. A dog can give unconditional loyalty, protection or a good day's work, for little more than a pat and a bowl of food.

Three reasons why reading a novel at home is better than a gruelling camping expedition.

1. Reading a novel can be educational.
2. When reading a novel, you're not likely to injure yourself or catch a chill.
3. When reading a novel, you're not going to wake up at 4 am, be sick all over your sleeping bag and cry for two hours (Cub Scout camp 1972).

Three reasons why riding a horse is better than trimming your nails.

1. Riding a horse makes you feel like you're flying.
2. Riding a horse reminds you just how hard the ground can be when you are unexpectedly thrown from the saddle.
3. When you ride a horse, you create a strong, lasting bond between a magnificent creature that makes you realize life without a horse could never be the same.

Three reasons why writing a card is better than reading a magazine.

1. Writing a card requires more creativity than reading a magazine.
2. Writing a card exercises your hand more than reading a magazine does.
3. Writing a card will give more joy to the recipient than a magazine does.

Three reasons why a couch pillow is better than a lampshade is.

1. You can rest your head on it quite more easily than a lampshade.
2. It's much better to bounce on than a lampshade.
3. It's easier to throw at people than a lampshade.

Three reasons why a battery is better than a chocolate chip.

1. You can power a flashlight with a battery.
2. A battery doesn't melt in your hand like a chocolate chip does.
3. A battery holds its shape better than a chocolate chip.

Three reasons why yarn is better than a mirror.

1. You can make hats and scarves from yarn.
2. Yarn isn't as fragile.
3. Yarn is typically more flattering then a mirror.

Three reasons why audio books are better than silent films.

1. Listening to a silent film is often quite boring, and even dangerous to do if you're driving.
2. There's a much bigger selection of audio books to choose from.
3. You can't hear cool accents while listening to a silent film.

Three reasons why a ceiling is better than a computer.

1. A ceiling keeps you dry.
2. A ceiling looks lovelier when covered in snow.
3. A ceiling is better for hanging upside down from.

Three reasons why pasta is better than bacon.

1. It tastes better.
2. You can put alfredo sauce on it without people looking at you strangely.
3. It isn't made of animal.

Three reasons why planets are better than suede.

~Riella