1. Peanut does not use up electricity, unlike light bulbs
2. Peanut butter staves off starvation, unlike light bulbs
3. Peanut butter can be a nice flavouring both as a staple and in confectionery.

Three reasons why a kilt is better than a kettledrum.

1. People wearing kilts look better than people wearing kettledrums on most days.
2. If you're a spy or ninja, a room full of kits is probably easier and quieter to navigate than a room full of kettledrums (that's assuming the kilts aren't being worn by angry Scots with great-swords.)
3. Kilts are easier to pack on high school band trips and almost as useful.

Three reason why over planning a trip is better than standing on the edge of a cliff.

1. Planning a trip makes you exercise your brain, while standing on the edge of a cliff does not.
2. Planning a trip is less painful than falling over the edge of a cliff.
3. Planning a trip should be less dizzying than standing on the edge of a cliff.

Three reasons why bananas are better than dirty socks.

1. Bananas taste better.
2. Bananas provide nutrition and energy; dirty socks are just hard to chew.
3. Banana peels can be used for that classic slapstick tripping gag; dirty socks just scare people away.

Three reasons why a leaf is better than a railroad train.

1. You can carry a leaf in your pocket.
2. Leaves are never late.
3. It's easier to make a leaf out of wrought iron than a train.

Three reasons why a bath is better than a reality TV show.

1. A bath can be very relaxing, likely more so than a reality tv show.
2. A bath doesn't generally humiliate people like reality tv shows can.
3. You come out clean from a bath.

Three reasons why a sewing machine is better than a dime.

1. You can be very creative with a sewing machine.
2. A dime will always just be worth $0.10... but with a sewing machine, you can make an infinite amount of money selling what you buy.
3. Sewing machines are more complex than dimes.

Three reasons why highlighters are better than table tennis balls.

1. You can use highlighters to take down important messages.
2. Highlighters don't bounce away from you the same way table tennis balls do.
3. Highlighters are more conveniently carried in pockets and purses.

Three reasons why chickens are better than dust clouds.

1. Chickens are cuter.
2. Dust clouds can cause severe respiratory problems.
3. Chickens can keep you company.

Three reasons why horses are better than zebras.

1. Horses can be kept as a pet, zebras cannot.
2. You can ride horses.
3. Horses can be great companions, zebras... not so much.

Three reasons why fire is better than winter boots.

1. Fire gives you light and winter boots don't.
2. Fire can be used to cook, while winter boots can't.
3. Fire will be of more use keeping you warm on a cold night than winter boots.

Three reasons why snowflakes are better than paper.

1. Snowflakes are pretty and decorative without being written on
2. Snowflakes are a sign of a healthy environment where there is enough water
3. It isn't necessary to chop down trees to make snowflakes.

Three reasons why a current first aid book is better than a skateboard.

1. First aid books can save your life
2. It is significantly more difficult to injure yourself with a book
3. You can use a book while sitting still

Three reasons why pens are better than pencils

1. You never need to sharpen a pen.
2. Grips on pens are more comfortable than grips on pencils.
3. Pens feel more permanent and official (at least, for me ).

Three reasons why milkshakes are better than whiteout.

1. You can drink milkshakes, while you can't drink whiteout.
2. Milkshakes make better gifts than whiteout.
3. Milkshakes are easier to make than whiteout.

Three reasons why flashlights are better than pinecones.