1. Hunting for a snipe could take you on an unexpected adventure in an unusual transportation device.
2. Hunting for a snipe gives you exercise, while drinking cherry cola does exactly the opposite.
3. Hunting for a snipe has a purpose, but cherry cola is just ... cherry cola.

Three reasons why a deck of cards is better than a nail file.

1. A deck of cards is less likely to be swiped by airport security than a nail file.
2. A deck of cards offers some nice entertainment for anywhere between 1 to 8 people. A nail file can only entertain one person at a time, and only if they really like filing their nails.
3. A deck of cards is a much safer thing to carry if you're going up against Magneto (although if you're going up against Gambit, I'd recommend the nail file.)

Three reasons why canned tuna is better than a trombone.

1. You can eat canned tuna.
2. Canned tuna will also feed your cat, a trombone won't.
3. Canned tuna is not as expensive as a trombone.

Three reasons why a lamp is better than kittens...

1. Lamps provide light
2. You don't have to change a lamp's litter box or feed it.
3. You probably won't be heartbroken if something happens to the lamp.

Three reasons why t-shirts are better than watches.

1. T-shirts cover more skin.
2. T-shirts can display fandoms and slogans.
3. T-shirts are cool.

Three reasons why chewing gum is better than termites.

1. You chew the chewing gum, the termites chew things on their own.
2. The chewing gum tastes better than the termites (at least according to my expectations).
3. Chewing gum can be used for art - you can chew small pieces in different colors and stick them on a background as a sort of pointillist paintings (I've actually seen a series of such pictures in an art gallery )

Three reasons why bread crumbs are better than a sports event.

1. Bread crumbs will add flavour to a meal, sports events don't.
2. Bread crumbs are far cheaper than a sports event.
3. You can make meatballs with breadcrumbs, so far you can't with sports events.

Three reasons why dolls are better than oysters.

1. Unlike oysters, dolls don't go bad within a couple of days of purchase
2. Unlike oysters, dolls can be dressed and made to look eye-catching
3. Unlike oysters, dolls won't give you food poisoning.

Three reasons why an exercise bike is better than an enamel brooch.

1. Exercise bikes can help you stay in good shape.
2. Exercise bikes cannot p***k your fingers
3. Brooches are much more easily lost than exercise bikes.

3 reasons why coffee is better than. . . (would put "anything else" if that were allowed ) binoculars.

1. Coffee tastes better than binoculars.
2. Coffee can help you to wake up in the morning - binoculars provide no such help.
3. Coffee can be poured into a coffee mug, binoculars cannot.

3 reasons why otters are better than cauliflowers.

1) Otters have personality
2) Otters can swim
3) Otters have fur

Three reasons why you prefer cake over ice cream?

1. Cake has many different textures
2. Cake cannot give you brain freeze
3. You don't have to refrigerate/freeze cake.

3 reasons why drums are better than petunias

1. Drums can be transported around, unlike petunias
2. Drums offer a good and entertaining musical accompaniment to occasions ranging from church services to a rock band, unlike petunias
3. Drums are a fixed part of a military occasion, since they mark out the beat for soldiers to march to.

Three reasons why bagpipes are better than turnips.

1. Bagpipes make better sounds when you blow them (some might debate this )
2. A band can carry bagpipes to play them (it would look silly if they were carrying turnips)
3. Bagpipes last longer

Three reasons why tournaments are better than ice cream

1. Tournaments don't melt.
2. Sometimes it's hard to pick what flavor of ice cream you want. That isn't really a problem with tournaments.
3. Tournaments can be fun to compete in, whereas competing in ice cream would just be messy.

Three reasons why peanut butter is better a light bulb