1. Hugs aren't as formal as a handshake.
2. Hugs help sad people, handshakes are just awkward!
3. Hugs make you feel special and loved.

Three reasons why dirt is better than snowmen.

1. Snow melts away when it's warm leaving you very sad and empty
2. Lots of animals live in dirt year round
3. Dirt doesn't fall from the sky (ewww)

Three reasons why circles are better than roses.

1. Circles are easy to draw, especially if you have something round like a cup or glass to trace around
2. Circles don't have prickly thorns
3. Circles can be found year round, indoors and out

Three reasons why an ostrich is better than the ocean.

1. You can ride an ostrich.
2. Ostriches are large, flightless birds, and therefore they are cool.
3. Ostriches can run quickly.

Three reasons why oatmeal is better than cement.

1. You can eat oatmeal without irrevocable side effects
2. You can easily pick up a container of oatmeal
3. You can grow oatmeal, so if you run out, you can always get more

Three reasons why flashlights are better than pickles

1. They give light
2. They don't go bad
3. They are more practical on a camping trip

Three reasons why guitars are better than lightbulbs

1. You can make music with guitars.
2. Guitars don't break as easily.
3. You don't have to replace guitars nearly as often.

Three reasons why note pads are better than lotion.

1. Note pads are handy for spur-of-the-moment writing ideas, where as lotion doesn't help a whole lot to preserve a creative flow...
2. If you're stranded, a note pad can be very instrumental in passing time, but lotion sits there unless you need to be moisturized.
3. You can not be allergic to note pads.

Three reasons why markers are better than mutton.

1. You can create art with markers
2. You can carry markers with you without dribbling blood everywhere
3. Markers don't need to be slaughtered

Three reasons why apostrophes are better than axes

1. It's easier to make an apostrophe than an ax.
2. It's harder to hurt someone with an apostrophe.
3. How on Earth could you steal an apostrophe?

Three reasons why axes are better than the Atlantic Ocean.

1. You can fight off goblins with an axe

2. You can cut wood for a campfire.

3. They are handy in emergencies.

3 reasons why a beaver is better then a dryer

1. A beaver doesn't use electricity so it is cheaper

2. A beaver can provide food and shelter.

3. A beaver can cope with large amounts of cold water.

Three reasons why a bicycle is better than a skateboard?

1. A bicycle is more comfortable to sit on and to ride for some distance, unlike a skateboard
2. A bicycle has brakes and headlights, unlike a skateboard, so is safer to use at night.
3. As traffic, bicycles are safer to use on the road, and often have their own roads to use.

Three reasons why riding a bicycle is better than thumbing a lift.

1. A bicycle doesn't use gas.
2. You are more likely to get at least part of the way to your destination on a bike.
3. I've never heard of a place where bikes are illegal.

Three reasons why thumbing a lift is better than cows.

1. Thumbing a lift will probably have nicer smells.
2. Thumbing a lift doesn't involve livestock 90% of the time.
3. Thumbing a lift can allow you to meet interesting people.

Three reasons why hunting for snipe is better than cherry cola.