A very scared and probably injured elephant which hallucinates it is seeing giant kangaroos and so trashes the place.

What do you think would happen to you if you were living upside down?

Then I would be living right-side up in my eyes.

Why do we love to ask why?

Because curiosity can get the better of us.

Why do you think the Chicken wanted to cross the road in the first place?

The poor thing just wanted to get to the other side, for whatever reasons it knew best. Can we not be nice to our bird brothers and let poultry cross the road in peace?!

What was the best birthday of your life, if you are okay with sharing?

Maybe my tenth, I remember having a lot of fun.

Why do hot dog buns come in packages of 8 while the hot dogs come in 12?

So we can play a game of rock, paper, scissors to see who gets the last Bun.

Why are Dollar Bills the color Green?

So worms can mistake them for leaves.

Can you lick your elbow?

There's a portion of the population who can, but I'm not among them.

Not accounting for inflation, what is the highest grossing movie of all time which does not have any sequels/prequels/etc.?

Gone with the Wind.

Why do Bats use Sonar Hearing?

To navigate and forage

Why do some guys wear pink shirts

They like the color pink. For some reason it is cool for males to like pink. I had several boys fighting over a pink marker before.

Why to people "ship" characters?

It makes them happy when characters they like are happy

Why do s'mores taste so good?

Because few people dislike the ingredients. Unfortunately, I am one of them. I don't like chocolate.

Who takes care of the Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom?

Those soldiers in the funny hats and red coats.

Why do people like spy movies?

Unfortunately, I am one of them. I don't like chocolate.

I don't either. I do like s'mores without chocolate.

Because they're cool, and some are funny.

Why are some people scared of spiders?