The percentage that won't drown if they get dropped in water.

Is there such thing as too fuzzy of a puppy?

Yes, if it gets too fuzzy it won't be able to breath.

Will movie tickets eventually reach $50?

I hope it doesn't, but I hope with some confidence, because I doubt the targeted crowd of your average moviegoers would pay 50 bucks for a movie they can buy for 50-60% cheaper, not to mention the much cheaper streaming options.

If given the choice, would you like to go and study somewhere overseas for a year? If so, where?

Absolutely! And I would go anywhere!

What is the best way to bait a fishing pole?

With a cookie of course! Maybe chocolate cake....

Why does butter taste like butter?

Because it is made out of butter

Why do people play computer games?

Because playing typewriter games is out of fashion.

Would you call the front window of a car on the moon a windshield?

Yes. After all, we still call movies "films" even though they're digital these days.

Why does Charlie Brown keep trying to kick that football when he knows Lucy's just going to yank it away?

It's called being stubborn and rock headed.... I should know

Why didn't they ride the eagles to Mordor?

Because then the story would be over too soon!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

3 or 4 times its own weight!

Why is staying up late more fun then getting up early.

Because it is colder in the morning.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with Superman?

The ULTIMATE American (or the punch line of a very bad joke, can't tell )

How can a soft drink have zero calories?

Simple. If n = number of calories in the soft drink in integers and -1 < n < 1.

What would happen if I threw a teddy bear out the window?

It would come alive and grab the car door before the window rolled all the way back up, and jump back in the car.

What would happen if an elephant crashed into a pet shop that only sold mice?