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Because we need to practise crying.
What is the best way to give a pig a bath?
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : December 11, 2018 10:43 am
Very carefully!
Why are rainy day so nice to watch from a window?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : December 26, 2018 4:59 am
Because to watch from any other place involves puddles, traffic jams, lost umbrellas and getting oneself horribly soaking wet in inappropriate sorts of clothes.
Why do we get hailstones in summer?
Posted : December 26, 2018 1:27 pm
To remind us that it's not hot everywhere.
Why do colds seem to drag on indefinitely?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : January 23, 2019 2:55 pm
To make you better appreciate the times you're healthy.
Why do tree branches only grow above a certain height?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : March 4, 2019 5:56 am
To keep short people from climbing trees. 
Why do the stars come out at night?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : June 1, 2019 5:27 pm
Because they know the dark makes them twinkle brighter.
Where do snails come from?
"In the end, there is something to which we say: 'This I must do.'"
- Gordon T. Smith
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Posted : June 1, 2019 5:44 pm
Gardens.
What meal always makes you happy to have it?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : June 2, 2019 3:01 pm
Any meal except a Happy Meal.
Why is heavy water heavy?
Posted : June 5, 2019 10:08 pm
It contains a lot of iron.
What is the proper greeting for a rhinoceros?
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : June 6, 2019 11:31 am
Honking your horn.
Why do coffee beans come from a coffee cherry?
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : August 30, 2019 6:51 am
Because they are not actually beans, but rather seeds.
Why do rabbits chatter their teeth?
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : November 26, 2019 10:29 pm
Because they are cold.
Why is the sky blue?
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
Posted : November 28, 2019 2:21 pm
Because it's also cold. 
Why is Russia the world's biggest country?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : December 21, 2019 4:27 pm
Because it gets a lot of snow, so there has to be enough space for it to fall on.
How does money make the world go round, when most of it is rectangular bank notes?
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : December 21, 2019 8:34 pm
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