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coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Because we need to practise crying.

What is the best way to give a pig a bath?

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

Posted : December 11, 2018 10:43 am
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Very carefully!

Why are rainy day so nice to watch from a window?

Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.

Topic starter Posted : December 26, 2018 4:59 am
waggawerewolf27
(@waggawerewolf27)
Member Hospitality Committee

Because to watch from any other place involves puddles, traffic jams, lost umbrellas and getting oneself horribly soaking wet in inappropriate sorts of clothes.

Why do we get hailstones in summer?

Posted : December 26, 2018 1:27 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

To remind us that it's not hot everywhere.

Why do colds seem to drag on indefinitely?

Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.

Topic starter Posted : January 23, 2019 2:55 pm
Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

To make you better appreciate the times you're healthy.

Why do tree branches only grow above a certain height?

N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren

Posted : March 4, 2019 5:56 am
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

To keep short people from climbing trees. :P

Why do the stars come out at night?

Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.

Topic starter Posted : June 1, 2019 5:27 pm
Adeona
(@adeona)
Thursday's Wayfaring Child Hospitality Committee

Because they know the dark makes them twinkle brighter.

Where do snails come from?

"In the end, there is something to which we say: 'This I must do.'"
- Gordon T. Smith
avi by Flambeau

Posted : June 1, 2019 5:44 pm
ValiantArcher
(@valiantarcher)
BC Head and G&B Mod Moderator

Gardens.

What meal always makes you happy to have it?

Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.

Topic starter Posted : June 2, 2019 3:01 pm
King_Erlian
(@king_erlian)
NarniaWeb Guru

Any meal except a Happy Meal.

Why is heavy water heavy?

Posted : June 5, 2019 10:08 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

It contains a lot of iron.

What is the proper greeting for a rhinoceros?

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

Posted : June 6, 2019 11:31 am
Wunderkind_Lucy
(@wunderkind_lucy)
A Magnet for All Kinds of Deeper Wunderment Hospitality Committee

Honking your horn.

Why do coffee beans come from a coffee cherry?

~Wunder


"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Posted : August 30, 2019 6:51 am
wolfloversk
(@wolfloversk)
The Wandering, Wild & Welcoming Winged Wolf Hospitality Committee

Because they are not actually beans, but rather seeds.

Why do rabbits chatter their teeth?

"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down

Posted : November 26, 2019 10:29 pm
Arwen_Daeneri31
(@arwen_daeneri31)
NarniaWeb Nut

Because they are cold.

Why is the sky blue?

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis

Posted : November 28, 2019 2:21 pm
Ryadian
(@rya)
Member Moderator

Because it's also cold. ;))

Why is Russia the world's biggest country?

N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren

Posted : December 21, 2019 4:27 pm
coracle
(@coracle)
NarniaWeb's Auntie Moderator

Because it gets a lot of snow, so there has to be enough space for it to fall on.

How does money make the world go round, when most of it is rectangular bank notes?

There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."

Posted : December 21, 2019 8:34 pm
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