Middle child syndrome is a what happens when your older and younger siblings are driving you crazy, and it is prevalent because you could have multiple middle children, but not multiple first or last children.
What is the best type of mail?
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : November 26, 2015 5:56 pm
Chainmail - as in the armour, not the annoying spam mail.
What is precious, but is not gold?
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : December 26, 2015 7:10 pm
Life.
When is the best time to go shopping?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : January 13, 2016 2:30 pm
When everyone else has gone home after lunch and before school is due to come out.
Why don't people remember to put their belongings back in the places where they belong?
Posted : January 13, 2016 9:52 pm
Because they don't remember where they belong.
Why is it that you always think of the best ideas when you have no way to record it?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : January 17, 2016 8:45 am
Because ideas are a bit passive aggressive that way—if you really thought they were the best, then of course you'd be able to remember them without recording them! They're trying to test us to see what we truly think of them. 
Why does the wind howl?
Posted : January 23, 2016 7:44 am
Because it's carrying messages for wolves. (...I feel like I've answered this before? 
)
Who lives on Drury Lane?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : February 7, 2016 2:54 pm
The Muffin Man moved to Cheery Lane because too many confused his address with "Dreary Lane". Now the house is rented out to tourists who want to stay in the famous Muffin Man family home!
Why can you never get the same materials to fit when you pack them back into the box?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : May 27, 2017 6:26 pm
Entropy. 
How do you get to the moon?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : May 27, 2017 6:36 pm
With a barber's chair.
Why is time relative?
Love God, love people
Posted : April 23, 2018 12:48 pm
To allow you to savour certain times more than others!
Why is grass green?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : April 23, 2018 2:46 pm
Because it has very little life experience.
Why do you have to wait ages for a bus, and then three arrive all at once?
Posted : April 24, 2018 2:19 am
Because one bus by itself gets lonely.
Why do we always run out of vital necessities on a holiday when the shops are shut?
Posted : April 24, 2018 8:11 pm
You forgot about it until too late!
Why do you walk into a room and immediately forget what you set out to do?
"To the shining eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant."
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
Posted : April 26, 2018 12:41 pm
To remind myself of the Hereafter.
Why doesn't it rain when people carry umbrellas with them?
Posted : April 26, 2018 8:44 pm
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