Because you can't mark the air in lines, tell the drivers of air cars to keep to one side and not overtake, put up mandatory speed signs or warn of dangerous conditions ahead, like other cars.
Why is the traffic at its worst when people are running late for an appointment?
Because they're all running late for their appointments and all end up rushing to the same stretches of road, slowing things down for everyone else.
Why do we want to sleep when it's time to get up, and want to stay awake when it's time to go to bed?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Because humans are actually nocturnal and we just haven't realized it yet.
Why can owls turn their heads almost all the way around?
Because they have agoraphobia and need to see everything around them in order to feel secure.
Why do we put salt into sweet things?
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Because salt looks like sugar and we've forgotten our glasses.
Why are Westerns so popular?
Because there's something intriguing about a world which is just on the edge of civilization--where just about anything can happen, and if our hero wants law and order and justice, he has to fight for it.
Why do people so often talk about the weather?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
People like to talk about the weather because as it annoys everyone, it can be discussed politely, deflecting controversial topics or intrusive personal histories.
Why do people think that Friday the 13th is an unlucky day?
It's because of the Last Supper, taking place so shortly before the Crucifixion. It took place on a Friday, and there were 13 men present--Jesus and the 12 disciples. Combine the two and, for some people, that's unlucky.
Why do movies and TV shows almost always shove in an unnecessary romance?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Because some people think it'll make the show more popular.
How do you tell what path is the road less traveled?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
See which has the smaller amount of litter on it.
What's the attraction of terrible B-movies?
They remind us of all of the B- grades we got in school and so we feel a sense of community with them.
Why does moss grow thicker on the north sides of trees?
Odd you should ask that, because Down Under it would grow on the south side of trees, that is to say, the shady side.
Why do people associate going north with colder and less clement weather?
Because in the northern hemisphere, going north means getting farther and farther from the Equator. And sometimes, those of us in the northern hemisphere forget that this isn't true all around the world.
What is the best way to get yourself to be productive?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Reward munchies, of course!
Why do goats faint?
Because they are easily embarrassed.
How does one determine the true measure of a man?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.