Pit-pat-pit-pat-mfft.
(Its feet on the ground and its nose sniffing things.)
Why are barns almost always colored red?
It says it wishes people would stop asking that.
How are the mods planning on taking over the world?
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That would be telling.
What color is a square?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
That depends on whose avatar it is.
What happens if you give a Reepicheep a cookie?
He may act affronted, but will secretly enjoy it.
If you throw a ball into the air, when will it return to the ground?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
The first time you miss catching it.
Why are tacos so irresistible?
Because venison tacos are hard to beat.
If the sun is gold and the moon is silver, what colour are the stars?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
The colour of diamonds.
Why do people love gold, silver and diamonds so much?
Because they're pretty and rare.
How long does it take to travel the world?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Depends how big your world is.
Why is popping bubblewrap so addictive?
Because it makes a fun noise and is relaxing.
What country would you like to rule over, if you were crowned a monarch?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
My own country.
If you were given the chance to live in one country and become completely immersed in it, culturally, linguistically, etc, what country would you pick?
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
Ooh. Middle Earth. In our world, how about, emmm, China?
What is the price of a good view of the mountains?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
The top market retail price of the property in a particular area, however rundown the state of the house might be, and then a gazillion dollars tacked on extra for the view. Location! Location! Location!
What is really meant by the saying: Truth is stranger than fiction?
In fiction, there's a certain point where the author knows the audience won't accept this coincidence or odd event because they'd never believe it. In reality, there's no such restriction.
Why do you get your best ideas at 4 in the morning when you're trying to sleep?
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren