Because talking is beneath him.
What colour is the bottom of the ocean?
Poetry in the moonlight was a dangerous thing.
Topic starter
Posted : January 29, 2014 12:20 pm
Black. And I'm not saying that just because there's no light down there; I'm saying the entire ocean floor is covered in obsidian. 
Why does a watched pot never boil?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : February 5, 2014 4:35 am
Because it knows you're watching it and it's deliberately not boiling just to drive you crazy...
When is a door not a door?
Posted : February 5, 2014 9:54 pm
When it's a jar! 
What does an a count count?
Poetry in the moonlight was a dangerous thing.
Topic starter
Posted : February 6, 2014 3:12 pm
It depends. If he lives on Sesame Street, he counts anything. If not, then he counts the marshmellows in his cereal. (What? Count Chocula was one of my favorite cereals as a kid. 
)
Why is it that in sci-fi, computer voices are almost always feminine? (Like in Star Trek; every computer I can remember speaks with a female voice. )
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : February 7, 2014 6:03 am
Obviously there has to be a role for women in Sci-fi movies (ahem Star trek) to balance Vulcans like Dr Spock.
Why does it never rain unless it pours?
Posted : February 7, 2014 10:21 am
Because the clouds are ashamed of crying; so they hold in their tears as long as they can, and don't let them out until there's just too much to hold back.
Why did a raccoon try to get in my house?
~Riella 
Posted : February 15, 2014 10:37 am
Because it knows that inside it will find food, shelter, and good company. 
Why is it that when I have the most time to get things done, I have the least motivation, and vice versa? 
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : February 16, 2014 9:19 am
Because you're human.
When you select a queue at the supermarket checkout, why does your queue always move the slowest?
Posted : February 16, 2014 10:23 pm
This is a practical working out of Murphy's Law.
What colour is a star?
Poetry in the moonlight was a dangerous thing.
Topic starter
Posted : March 1, 2014 12:01 pm
Well, Coriakin must be feeling blue.
How does the Tardis's "bigger on the inside" work?
Posted : March 4, 2014 1:11 am
The Tardis is a sort of balloon that expands to accommodate whoever is inside it.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Posted : March 13, 2014 7:55 pm
A sheengaroo—bouncy, baaing, fluffy-white cuteness. (That should be in a book for children or something. )
If I find a time machine with the dial set to Victorian England, what should I bring along?
Posted : March 14, 2014 7:46 am
Disinfectant.
How would you feel if you saw ten million fireflies light up the world?
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
Posted : March 14, 2014 10:04 am
I'd just stand and stare; I would not believe my eyes.
What does the fox say?
Posted : March 14, 2014 10:17 am
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