Because talking is beneath him.
What colour is the bottom of the ocean?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : January 29, 2014 12:20 pm
Black. And I'm not saying that just because there's no light down there; I'm saying the entire ocean floor is covered in obsidian. 
Why does a watched pot never boil?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : February 5, 2014 4:35 am
Because it knows you're watching it and it's deliberately not boiling just to drive you crazy...
When is a door not a door?
Posted : February 5, 2014 9:54 pm
When it's a jar! 
What does an a count count?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : February 6, 2014 3:12 pm
It depends. If he lives on Sesame Street, he counts anything. If not, then he counts the marshmellows in his cereal. (What? Count Chocula was one of my favorite cereals as a kid. 
)
Why is it that in sci-fi, computer voices are almost always feminine? (Like in Star Trek; every computer I can remember speaks with a female voice. )
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : February 7, 2014 6:03 am
Obviously there has to be a role for women in Sci-fi movies (ahem Star trek) to balance Vulcans like Dr Spock.
Why does it never rain unless it pours?
Posted : February 7, 2014 10:21 am
Because the clouds are ashamed of crying; so they hold in their tears as long as they can, and don't let them out until there's just too much to hold back.
Why did a raccoon try to get in my house?
~Riella 
Posted : February 15, 2014 10:37 am
Because it knows that inside it will find food, shelter, and good company. 
Why is it that when I have the most time to get things done, I have the least motivation, and vice versa? 
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Posted : February 16, 2014 9:19 am
Because you're human.
When you select a queue at the supermarket checkout, why does your queue always move the slowest?
Posted : February 16, 2014 10:23 pm
This is a practical working out of Murphy's Law.
What colour is a star?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : March 1, 2014 12:01 pm
Well, Coriakin must be feeling blue.
How does the Tardis's "bigger on the inside" work?
Posted : March 4, 2014 1:11 am
The Tardis is a sort of balloon that expands to accommodate whoever is inside it.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Posted : March 13, 2014 7:55 pm
A sheengaroo—bouncy, baaing, fluffy-white cuteness. (That should be in a book for children or something. )
If I find a time machine with the dial set to Victorian England, what should I bring along?
Posted : March 14, 2014 7:46 am
Disinfectant.
How would you feel if you saw ten million fireflies light up the world?
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
Posted : March 14, 2014 10:04 am
I'd just stand and stare; I would not believe my eyes.
What does the fox say?
Posted : March 14, 2014 10:17 am
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