Blind Freddie said that the seas see seesaws as he picked up a saw and saw the waves seesawing.
What is the relationship between myths and moths?
Posted : August 20, 2013 6:07 pm
A myth is a female moth:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/student.asp
Doctor Who?
Posted : August 22, 2013 1:38 am
A myth is a female moth:
Good one, King_Erlian! (I didn't read the whole link you posted - way too long for me - but I think I get the idea of what it's about: student bloopers. Quite amusing! 
)
And my answer to your question, "Doctor Who?", is this:
No, Doctor What! (This conversation reminds me of A Wrinkle in Time. 
)
And finally, my question: Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway? 
"Polly knew at once that it was the Cabby's wife, fetched out of our world not by any tiresome magic rings, but quickly, simply and sweetly as a bird flies to its nest."
(The Magician's Nephew, Chapter 11)
Real life daughter to johobbit!
NW niece to ramagut.
NW Hobbit cousin to coracle.
Posted : August 22, 2013 9:05 am
For the same reasons why we lade a ship with cargo and send a shipment of items inside a car. 
Why did the bear climb up the mountain?
Posted : August 22, 2013 2:42 pm
He was ready to find a cave and hibernate.
Why do some people whistle while they work?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : August 27, 2013 4:11 pm
Workers whistle so that even Blind Freddy can see that they are happily working their little hearts out at what they are supposed to be doing.
Why exactly does Blind Freddy's opinion matter so much? 
Posted : August 27, 2013 6:48 pm
Because Blind Freddy has just as much right to have his opinion heard as anyone else.
Can you put a can of pop/soda in the freezer without it freezing?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : September 1, 2013 5:07 pm
If you don't leave it there for too long...
Why do wolves howl?
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : September 4, 2013 7:23 pm
Because they don't know the words.
How many roads must a man walk down?
Posted : September 4, 2013 10:56 pm
All of those roads not on a bus route.
How do army ducks paddle in the harbour?
Posted : September 5, 2013 12:17 am
In very straight formation.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : September 11, 2013 4:35 pm
Because the moon wouldn't jump out of its way.
Where is the biggest pair of shoes found?
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : September 12, 2013 12:38 am
Next to the sign proclaiming them to be the biggest pair of shoes.
Who was the Young Pretender?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : September 23, 2013 4:07 pm
Charles Edward Louis John Casimir Sylvester Severino Maria Stuart (1720-1788), commonly known as Bonnie Prince Charlie, because nobody could remember all his names.
How many pretenders were there in English history?
Posted : September 23, 2013 11:57 pm
Every student who was secretly reading comics behind their textbook.
How many eyes does a dragonfly have?
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : September 25, 2013 4:07 pm
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