Twice as long as half its length.
How much is that doggie in the window?
Posted : July 25, 2013 1:45 am
I don't know, but I hope that that doggie's for sale. (I do not know where this is from, but I heard this song at a burger restaurant, where I'm usually accustomed tohearing rock, amd I got such a good laugh at the song that it is stuck with me forever.)
Where is my hairbrush?
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
Posted : July 25, 2013 6:51 am
It's either "where you last left it" or "wherever it walked away to after you left it alone".
How do you open a coconut?
(avi artwork by Henning Janssen)
Posted : July 25, 2013 7:42 am
By cracking it on your head seven times. 
Ouch!
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
"Polly knew at once that it was the Cabby's wife, fetched out of our world not by any tiresome magic rings, but quickly, simply and sweetly as a bird flies to its nest."
(The Magician's Nephew, Chapter 11)
Real life daughter to johobbit!
NW niece to ramagut.
NW Hobbit cousin to coracle.
Posted : July 25, 2013 8:47 am
Because "abbreviation" sounds much better than "zlork".
Why are peanuts called that if they aren't nuts?
Posted : July 25, 2013 3:11 pm
Because almonds, cashews, pecans and macadamias, all of which are certifiably nutty, are more expensive and harder to get than peanuts.
Why does the financial year end on 30th June and not 31st December?
Posted : July 26, 2013 6:00 pm
Because then you don't end with the expenses of Christmas and New Years.
Why did Lucy Locket lose her pocket?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 29, 2013 9:13 am
My guess is she didn't tie the ribbon tight enough.
Why would a cat "yell" at its toy?
NW sister to Movie Aristotle & daughter of the King
Posted : July 31, 2013 4:57 am
Because it's toy insulted it.
Why did Jack jump over a candle stick?
Posted : July 31, 2013 11:07 am
To get to the other side.
Why did he go down the hill?
(avi artwork by Henning Janssen)
Posted : July 31, 2013 4:42 pm
It was a particularly wet and slick morning, and Jill was a particularly malicious friend who enjoyed the pain of others, at least she slipped too while in the act.
What's the easiest way to win the loyalty of a nation?
Posted : July 31, 2013 5:59 pm
"Panem et circusenses", according to Juvenal. That is to say, food and entertainment for the masses to keep them content.
Why did the Owl and the Pussycat choose a pea-green boat to go to sea in?
Posted : August 1, 2013 1:05 pm
Because all the squash-yellow and the Blåbär-blue boats were unavailable.
Why would you go ask the four winds for news?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : August 12, 2013 5:25 pm
Because the winds hear everything as they travel across the world.
Why do dogs try to catch their tails?
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Posted : August 13, 2013 11:45 am
Because they don't realise it's attached to the rest of them.
What do seas see?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Topic starter
Posted : August 20, 2013 4:48 pm