"You're very persuasive." -Cardinal Richelieu, Disney's The Three Musketeers

"'I don't even know what that mean"' fry futurama(keepign with my futurama theme).

"Please, someone, buy a dvd player!"
Dr. Hodgins, Bones (can't remember which episode though off top of my head)

"The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. I learned that from the television." - Hudson, Gargoyles episode "Hunter's Moon"

"We could collect nuts!" -The squirrel, in Prince Caspian

"Ah ha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber." -Porthos, Disney's The Three Musketeers

"I have no idea what this is." - Trevor, Joureny To The Center Of The Earth (movie)

"Let's call it Steve." ~ Hammy, Over the Hedge

"They call me Tomato Man." - Brendan Fraser, audio commentary for Journey To The Center Of The Earth (movie)

''why's that"? lazy man from futurama.

"I have absolutly no idea, and frankly, I don't care because you read just as well as he does." - Capricorn, Inkheart (movie)

''I never learnt how to read, my parents said sending me to school was a waste of tax payers money'' fry futurama

"That's realy too bad, because you're missing out on American disfunctional life." - Jason Stevens, The Ultimate Gift (movie)

"But there are no cats in America
And the streets are paved with cheese
Oh there are no cats in America
So set your mind at ease"

~An American Tale

"Thanks for clearing that up." - Dante, Dive Trilogy book one: Teh Discovery (by Gordon Korman)