Three reasons why snowflakes are better than asphalt.

1. Snow is beautiful
2. Snow doesn't smell like chemicals
3. If you step in snow, your feet get cool, if you step in hot asphalt, your feet melt.

Three reasons asphalt is better than the sky:

1. Asphalt is better for making roads.
2. Asphalt is low, the sky is really high.
3. The sky has clouds, making it change colors. Asphalt stays one color.

Three reasons the sky is better than a rhetorical statement:

1. The meaning of the sky is something that can be explored with infinite answers. The meaning of a rhetorical statement is its meaning.
2. A sky can be described by all sorts of adjectives. The only adjective that can describe a rhetorical statement is rhetorical.
3. You can say that the sky is "home of the birds", "the aspiration of man", and all sorts of other fancy descriptions. However, a rhetorical statement will always be a rhetorical statement.

Three reasons a rhetorical statement is better than cheese.

1. You can hear a rhetorical statement. You can't hear cheese unless you drop it on the floor or something like that.
2. You can say a rhetorical statement. You can't say a physical object.
3. You can write a rhetorical statement. You have to draw cheese instead of writing it.

three reason's why cheese is better than photo frames
1: You can eat cheese, photo frames are unedible
2: Photo frames take up space and clutter up your desk, but if cheese really gets in the way, you can just eat it
3: Cheese is a great help when catching mice, but photoframes are 100% useless to catching mice

Three reason why photo frames are better than trees

1. Photo frames cannot crush you if they fall down
2. Photo frames can hold your memories: trees just hold rabid squirrel hoards
3. Photo frames are cheap, but trees are expensive.

Three reasons trees are better than the color blue:

1. Trees can grow bananas, unlike the color blue.
2. Trees can grow oranges, unlike the color blue.
3. Trees are good for climbing, unlike the color blue.

Three reasons why the color blue is better than chocolate.
1. The color blue is prettier than chocolate.
2. The color blue doesn't have any taste so it tastes better than chocolate.
3. The color blue is useful to color the sky and chocolate isn't.

Three reasons why chocolate is better than life:

1. It's chocolate
2. It's chocolate
3. Also, it's chocolate

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Three reasons why chocolate is better than life:

1. It's chocolate
2. It's chocolate
3. Also, it's chocolate

(Need I say more! )

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Three reasons life is better than the number 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 (Pi):

1. Pi wouldn't exist if life didn't exist.
2. Numbers wouldn't exist if life didn't exist.
3. Speaking and writing wouldn't exist if life didn't exist, and without those, how would we have numbers?

Three reasons why Pi is better than Pie:
1. Fewer calories!
2. Pi is much better for mathematics
3. You can amaze your friends by knowing Pi!!

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Three reasons why Pie is better than Mutton:

1. Pie tastes really good and isn't contained to one variety.
2. If you choose pie, you can have mutton pie, but if you choose solely the mutton, you end up with mutton and no pie with cheese and puff pastry.
2. "Pie" rhymes with more things than "mutton" does, thus aiding the poet greatly.

Three reasons why Mutton is better than mud.

1. Mutton is edible.
2. Mud can get you dirty.
3. Mutton has more letters.

Three reasons mud is better than neon lights:

1. Mud is not electronic, it's natural.
2. Mud has water, and water is important for your body, right?
3. Mud can't be so bright that it blinds you.

Three reasons why neon lights are better than a swimming pool:
1. They come in lots of different colors!
2. Neon lights don't get you wet
3. It's hard to advertise a business with a swimming pool! (Unless that is the business! )