Welcome to the first weekend of Summer Mini Games!
This game is Three Reasons!
The first person starts off with two things that are completely unrelated and then give three funny reasons why the first is better than the second. The next person has to use the second thing from the previous post as the first thing in their post.
RULES:
1. Be creative!
2. General forum rules apply.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Three Reasons why toothpaste is better than a dog
1. It doesn't give you sulky looks when you forget to feed it ... come to think of it, you don't have to feed it.
2. You don't have to take your teeth for a walk, or run around the house madly trying to get it on the leash.
3. If you get a tube of toothpaste you don't like, you're only stuck with it for a couple of days.
Person 2: Three reasons why a dog is better than snow cones.
1. They last a lot longer!
2. They don't give you brain freeze!
3. They give you a lot of love!
Person 3: Three reasons why snow cones are better than clocks.
1. They taste a whole lot better!
2. They cool you off in the summer!
3. I've never met a snow cone I didn't like!
Enjoy playing!
I'll start us off...
Three reasons why a banana is better than the beach:
1. No sand!
2. A banana has vitamins.
3. I don't get sunburned from a banana!
(So, the next person will start with "Three Reasons why the beach is better than...")
Love God, love people
Three reasons why the beach is better than eating cheese:
1. It's more moist (unless the cheese has been sitting in the sun for too long)
2. You can get some sunlight (enhancing vitamin D) rather than just getting cholesterol!
3. There's a lot more wildlife (unless you count the bacterial cultures required for making cheese)
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
Three reasons eating cheese is better than Emoticons/Smilies:
1. You can't eat an emoticon.
2. Cheese is a yummy dairy product.
3. Eating cheese is healthy, unlike spamming emoticons on an internet forum.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Three reasons Emoticons/Smilies are better than swords.
1. Emoticons can't physically hurt you.
2. Emoticons are in a way a form of writing, or giving messages, just like pens, and the pen is mightier than the sword.
3. If I tried to put a sword in my post I'd break my computer screen.
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Three reasons why swords are better than butter
1. Swords do not melt at room temperature.
2. Swords are SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Swords can make your enemies quiver with fear
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3 reasons why butter is better than bitter
1. Despite my general distaste for butter, I actually do like some foods that use it, like ice cream and Danish butter cookies. I cannot think of any bitter foods that I like.
2. Being buttered up by someone is better than their being bitter at you.
3. An attack with your hips looks much cooler than a biting in the past.
"A Series of Miracles", a blog about faith and anime.
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3 Reasons why Bitter is better than Horseshoes....
1. Wormwood is described as being bitter
2. Bitter may not taste good, but horseshoes hurt when they hit you!
3. In some countries, a Bitter is a favorite drink!
Love God, love people
3 reasons why Horseshoes are/is better than unicorns.
1) It's pretty obvious they exist.
2) they're lucky.
3) The game is just so fun!
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Three reasons unicorns are better than rocks:
1. Unicorns are soft, unlike rocks, which are hard.
2. You can ride a unicorn. I don't think anyone would like to ride a rock.
3. Rocks can hurt easily. Unless a unicorn is mad, it probably won't hurt you, which is good.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Three reasons rocks are better than jazz.
1. No one has ever built a jazz henge.
2. You need instruments for jazz, you can pick up rocks anywhere.
3. Rocks help chickens digest their food.
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
The reason that Jazz is better than earthworms:
1. Jazz can inspire you. . . earthworms? Not so much
2. Jazz isn't slimy
3. Jazz doesn't need to eat.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
3 reasons earthworms are better than little baby dolls:
1. Earthworms don't border on scary, as some little baby dolls do.
2. Earthworms help fertilize gardens.
3. Earthworms are cute! (to some extent)
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3 reasons little baby dolls are better than big firey explosions:
1. Big firey explosions hurt.
2. Little baby dolls can be used to calm down babies.
3. Big firey explosions in come in one color style. Little baby dolls can come in more than one color style.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
3 reasons big fire-y explosions are better than waterfalls
1) They're on Mythbusters more than waterfalls.
2) They can surprise you, where as a waterfall is constantly going an less likely to surprise you.
3)They come with a shockwave... waterfalls do not... adrenaline junkies love shockwaves
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
3 reasons waterfalls are better than snowflakes.
1. Waterfalls are bigger.
2. Waterfalls can make rainbows when the sun is at just the right angle.
3. It's harder to make a snowflake.
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