Sam was afraid, but not as much as one might have expected. after all he'd been through, he was getting used to strange things.
Just then, a vampire popped out from behind a building and -

threw a lollipop at him! Sam tried to pull it off but it wouldn't come off. Then, it started growing bigger...

~Riella

Sam's hands stuck to the lollipop and he couldn't get them off! he scremaed. the vampire laughed.
just then -

An enormous hawk flew down. He snatched the vampire up, carrying him away in his claws. "That's my lollipop!" the hawk shouted down to Sam.

~Riella

Sam, now totally confused, dropped the lollipop.
the hawk swooped down, dropping the vampire at Sam's feet and grabbing the lollipop. then he was gone, leaving Sma back where he'd started!

The vampire looked up at Sam. "Are-are you my father?" he asked, clutching onto Sam's shoes.

~Riella

Sam felt sick.

"Daddy!" said the vampire. "You don't look so good... are you feeling alright?"

(Seriously, the things you end up writing in this story-telling thread )

~Riella

^^ (I know! lol )

Sam was confused and scared. "I - I am not your Dad!"

the vampire looked up and Sam gasped. the vampire's eyes were purple.
Sam fainted.

The vampire was so happy that he had made his daddy faint, that he began hopping up and down for joy. He took out his purple contact lenses, which he had sent in for from a practical joke magazine. "It works everytime!" he said. "But it's nothing compared to my next trick!"

~Riella

Sam slowly regained consciousness with a terrible feeling of wishing it all was a dream... But the vampire's face peering down into his told him it wasn't. At least, not this time.
"Oh good, you're awake!" it said, and grinned, displaying the most awful set of teeth Sam had ever seen. They were dirty, stained and chipped, and Sam gagged to see them.

"Hahahahaha!" it laughed, taking the fake teeth out. "That one works everytime too!" he grinned. Then the vampire looked at him and said, "Where is my mother?"

~Riella

Sam stared at the vampire. "If you mean Jen, she's not your mom."

the vampire seemed not to have heard him and said, "my name is Steve."

"It's... nice to meet you. Steve," he answered.
"I have a pet lion," said Steve. "His name is Michael. I got him from the lost and found."

~Riella

Sam was really freaking out by this point. "Uh, Steve?"
the vampire turned. "You know me!"
Sam glared at him. "No, no I don't! you told me your name!"
Steve come closer and closer to Sam's face.