What would a zoologist make of football teams with animal nicknames?
How many sports zoologists are there in the world?
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Are there as many zoologists in the world as there are fans of International football competitions?
Why would more people choose a field of intensive studies as opposed to passive enjoyment?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Would it possibly be that intensive and often expensive study does not bring the same financial rewards as being good at sport?
Is it not also possible that people would care more about a long-lasting career and fulfilling work than how swiftly they might possibly accrue wealth?
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Isn't there also a saying that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy?
Who comes up with these sayings in the first place?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Aren't these sayings old wisdom, handed down by Calormene poets for centuries?
Why do the poets have to be Calormene?
"To the shining eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant."
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
Aren't the Calormenes practical and unromantic people who only respect poets who give good advice?
Why can't a romantic poet also give good advice?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Would a romantic poet ever dream of advising people that to marry in haste might lead them to repent at leisure?
How could such a scenario possibly go wrong?
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Don't romantic poets often lament broken marriages without figuring out why it was those marriages failed?