The way this conversation is going, would even that help?

Since we know the way, could somebody make that woman's voice on the GPS finder keep quiet?

What is quiet anyway?

Has anyone ever asked manufacturers of nagging GPS systems what quiet might be?

When is the optimum time to mention the next turn to the driver?

Shouldn't the driver and passengers discuss the way they are going before starting on a journey?

Do they even know the destination?

Can't they get an up-to-date street directory?

How would they do that if they're already lost in the middle of nowhere?

Doesn't membership in a good motoring association entitle drivers to get emergency help when broken down or lost?

What if you had a spaceship instead of a car?

Would a NRMA van jump-starting the battery on a stricken spaceship make a funny cartoon picture?

Would you need to know what a NRMA van was to understand the cartoon?

If NRMA is the acronym for National Roads and Motorists Association, based in NSW, would you be any the wiser about what the van was for?

Would the spaceship be of a non-earth origin?