lol narnian_at_heart . I love when people spoof songs

That is good! You should see if your sister will let you post her re-write of "Honey, I'm Home" by Shania Twain.

Skillet's song "The Older I Get":

real song: ".....it's been way to long for the times we've missed......"

mistake: "......spending way to long for the times we squished......"

(that was what I heard the very first time I heard the song 3 years ago and I can't believe I thought that's what it said! )

Oh, come, oh, come, Emmanuel,
And ransom handsome Israel...

This gave my sister and I a big laugh. Oh, handsome Israel...

Wow, this is soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember when one of my sisters heard Skillet for the first time, she was listening to the song Savior...this is what she heard
"It's time to redefine
Your DEAPHONIC mind"
She spent ages trying to figure out what that word meant until her kind older brother showed her the lyrics
"It's time to redefine
Your DEAPHOBIC mind"
LOL

Wow, this is soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember when one of my sisters heard Skillet for the first time, she was listening to the song Savior...this is what she heard
"It's time to redefine
Your DEAPHONIC mind"
She spent ages trying to figure out what that word meant until her kind older brother showed her the lyrics
"It's time to redefine
Your DEAPHOBIC mind"
LOL

^^ that is SO funny!!!!!

lol De_De . I love that song

You know the ad for the handy store, Menards? On the radio, the jingle went, "Save big money at Menards!"
And I kept on hearing, "JCPenney at Menards!" a few years ago. I think it was because right before that ad, a JCPenney one was aired and it transitioned really quick to the Menards one, so I thought forever that JCPenney and Menards were one.

When I first heard "So Much Love" by The Rocket Summer,I couldn't figure out the first two lines. I finally gave up and looked them up online.

What I heard: Cats need a bee,like a lake needs a sea
Real Lyrics:Hats need a beat, like awake needs asleep

Lark that is hilarious

Skillet has a song called 'Monster' I had it on out loud and it came to the line
'I...I feel like a monster'
and my older sister called from the next room
"who feels like a lobster!!!"

When I was younger I heard the song "My Heart Will Go On" from Titanic

real lyric: We'll stay forever this way
I heard: We'll sail forever this way
I thought "what a destiny, to sail forever on the Titanic"

LOL,Rose!

"This is the End(If You Want it)" by Relient K

Real Lyrics:That's it I said it now I'm sailing off to Neverland and then Japans
What I heard:That's it I said it now I'm sailing off the WinterJam and then Japan.

Lark that is hilarious

Skillet has a song called 'Monster' I had it on out loud and it came to the line
'I...I feel like a monster'
and my older sister called from the next room
"who feels like a lobster!!!"

^^ Wild Rose: it is so funny that she said that because a while ago when I first got the "Awake" CD that has the song "Monster" on it, and my family nad I were at an outdoor seafood restraunt and my sister and I were singing Monster with fake lyrics that we had made up: "I, I feel like a lobster!"

I Need a Break... but I'd Rather Have a Breakthrough By The Rocket Summer-

Real Lyrics: I need a break, but I'd rather have a breakthrough, I'm tripping on hurdles, running out to you.

Misheard lyrics: I need a break, but I'd rather have a breakthrough, I'm tripping on turtles, running out to you.

My little brother thought Go Tell It On The Mountain said "Go tell it on the mountain, over the hills & everywhere, go tell it on the mountain that Jesus Christ is bored!"

^^haha lol to both

Lark: lol about This is the End

I was listening to Skillet in the car the other day. Here's a mistake my mom made

Whispers in the Dark

real song: hear my whispers in the dark
mistake: we're having christmas in the dark

lol.. these are all so hilarious. You all have very amusing ways of hearing lyrics. Usually I just can't decipher what they are so I look them up.