"Jingle Bells"

Real:
"Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh"

Heard:
"Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one or soap in sleigh"

I made almost the exact same mistake, I used to think it was:
"Oh, what fun it is to ride
A one horse soap 'n sleigh"

I'm afraid I don't know what this is from, it was a song that was playing on the radio.

Real lyrics:

"You don't need me, but I need you so..."

I heard:

"You don't need me, but I need your soul.."

I was, needless to sya, baffled.

This is from Old Borego by Switchfoot.
Real: This town is a thirty-five Ford in a bad mood
In a bad mood
Mistake: This town is a pretty 5 Ford in a bad mood, in a bad mood!

When he says "pretty", I though he pronounced it "purty", like with an accent.

My siblings & I used to sing I Am A Friend of God like this:

"I am a friend of God, I am a friend of God,
He calls me Fred!"

it's his laxitive we are his might

WHAT!?
That just made my day

Needle and Haystack Life by Switchfoot

real song: it's no accident we're here tonight
mistake: it's his laxitive we are his might

I'm gonna crack up everytime I hear that song now.

"I am a friend of God, I am a friend of God,
He calls me Fred!"

That made me think of youtube Fred.

hehe yeah I have no idea how I heard laxative. Even though I know the right lyrics now, I can't get it out of my head when I listen to it

Superstar by Taylor Swift

My interpretation: I'm just another wide eyed girl/Is this really in love with you/

Real: I'm just another wide eyed girl/Who's desperatly in love with you/

Veggie Tales Silly Songs With Larry Mishearing:
(the I Love My Lips song)

"...I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kidney monster who got stung by a bee right on the lip..."

What he really said: "...six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar..."

A recent CCM song had a line that puzzled me at first:

"and we've made it through the trouser life..."

until I realised it said

"...and we've made it through the trials of life.."

This is such fun! I haven't laughed this much in a while.

There are a few I can't remember at the moment, and most aren't that funny, but anyway:

Oh, Come, oh, Come, Emmanuel

Correct: Oh, come, oh, come, Emmanuel,
And ransom captive Israel...

I'm not sure if I really misheard this, or just sang it that way, but when I was little I sang:

Oh, come, oh, come, Emmanuel,
And ransom handsome Israel...

When You Taught Me How To Dance

Correct: When you taught me how to dance
Years ago with misty eyes...

I heard: When you taught me how to dance
He's a girl with misty eyes...

^^ that's awesome, Betsie!!!!!

Oh, come, oh, come, Emmanuel,
And ransom handsome Israel...

lol .

funky jesus music by tobymac

real song: Rock, rock
Give me that rock
That hip, that rock

mistake: rock rock
gotta hate that rock
gotta hate that rock

This isn't a lyric, but it's just hilarious, and I had to post it...

Father Christmas in LWW movie quote:

Real: One drop will cure any injury

Heard: One drop will cure any itchy knee

OK, this isn't really a misheard lyric but it is a lyric that somebody misheard the first line and then decided to re-write the rest

Daddy Sang Bass by Johnny Cash

Real:
Daddy sang bass, Momma sang tenor
Me and little brother would join right in there
Cause singing seems to help a troubled soul
One of these days and it won't be long
I'll rejoin them in a song,
I'm gonna join the family circle at the throne

Misheard:
Daddy said grace, Momma said dinner,
Me and little brother would join right in there,
Cause eating seems to help a troubled soul,
One of these days we're gonna get fat,
But I don't care I can deal with that,
I'm gonna join the family circle eating lots,

narnian at heart, that is Hilarious!!!