I fell in love with ABBA at a very young age. So that, coupled with the singers having accents, made it hard for me to distinguish their lyrics.

Dancing Queen:

I heard: Feel the beat from the jamboree
Real: Feel the beat from the tamborine

I heard: You can dance, you can try
Real: You can dance, you can jive

I heard: See that girl, washed at sea
Real: See that girl, watch that scene

I heard: Ticket the dancing queen (I actually still sang it that way up until today because I never bothered to look up the lyrics even though I knew it was wrong)
Real: Diggin' the dancing queen

I heard: Anybody could be that girl
Real: Anybody could be that guy

I heard: *mumbling* turn and hold
Real: You're a tease and you turn them on

That's a lot! And there's tons more from other ABBA songs. I'll have to do some more later.

EDIT:

And here's what I got I from "The Winner Takes It All:

I heard: Edwina takes it all (I don't know why I thought this especially considering the song title is "The Winner Takes It All")
Real: The winner takes it all

I heard: The gods may frown with ice
Real: The gods may throw the dice

I heard: The judges will decide, their hearts as cold as ice
Real: The judges will decide, the likes of me abide

"Voulez Vous"

I heard: Being everywhere/Leaves our next vacation hanging in the air
Real: People everywhere/A sense of expectation hanging in the air

I heard: Master of the sea
Real: Masters of the scene

Here's one from 'On My Own'

Real: 'The trees are bare and everywhere the streets are full of strangers.'

What I heard: 'The streets are bare and everywhere the trees are full of strangers.'

I guess strangers like sitting in the trees.

Misheard lyrics make me hysterical half the time.

Here's a Michael Card:

Real: 'Know you in the now.'

What I heard: 'Know you're like a cow.' I know there are more, if I remember them, I'll post them.
Weirdo

Glory to God by Fee --

Original Lyrics:
Glory to God, Glory to God
Glory to God
Forever

What I Heard:
Glory to God, Glory to God
Glory to God
Whatever.

~Riella

Whatever. Sounds like a stereotyped teenager! That one is funny!

Yeah, I've misheard LOTS of lyrics, but I can't remember them now.
Oh well, here's one:

Lady Gaga's Pokerface: (No I don't listen to this stuff, but my neighbor does, sooo)

Real lyrics:

Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't read my pokerface
She has got to love nobody

What I heard:

Can't read my, can't read my,
No he can't eat at my pokerface
She has got to love nobody

I was just like um...... ew

Yeah, when you told me that one, I was like, that's gross.

Into the West by Annie Lennox --

Original Lyrics:
What can you see on the horizon?
Why do the white gulls call?

What I Heard:
What can you see on the horizon?
Why do the white girls call?

~Riella

I thought that too!

Weirdo

Weirdo, I REALLY laughed at the Michael Card one. Hilarious!

I know, Switchfoot is rock and I understand their songs better than Michael Card's.

Revelation Song by Phillips, Craig, and Dean.

Original lyrics:
Praise to the King of Kings
You are my everything
And I will adore you.

What I Heard:
Praise to the King of Kings
You are my enemy
And I will adore you.

I was like... why would He be your Enemy?

~Riella

"Beautiful Things" by Gungor

real lyrics - "You make beautiful things out of the dust....."

what I heard - "You make beautiful things out of the crust......"