^^ LOL 
It's a good thing that we can't really grow weeds from our prayer! 
~Riella
Posted : December 23, 2010 3:53 pm
The first time I watched "Phanton of the Opera" and heard the song All I Ask of You, this is what I thought Roal sang to Christine:
"No more talk of darkness,
Forget these one-eyed fears..."
But really he sings:
"No more talk of darkness,
Forget these wide-eyed fears..."
It was kinda funny when I finally realized it was 'wide-eyed fears' not 'one-eyed fears'. Hehe!
"You, Will Scarlet, are strong, and true, and you fight for what you believe in. And that is why I love you."
Posted : January 5, 2011 5:58 am
^^ Hahaha I like that!;))
I have one for Hot and Cold by Katy Perry:
Real lyrics: Stuck on a roller coaster, can't get off this ride
Misheard lyrics: Staccato roller coaster, cannot get this right
Haha I was like, "What do pianos have to do with this song, exactly?" 
Awesome-as sig by Ithilwen, sweet-as avi by DamselJillPole. Thanks you two! *hugs*
Posted : January 9, 2011 3:51 pm
The song Say it Now, by The Afters.
It says "Can't we work this out"
I heard "Kat, we work this out".
I thought it was talking about a girl or something. I liked it that way, though.
NW sisters Lyn, Lia, and Rose
RL sister Destined_to_Reign
Member of the Tenth Avenue North and Pixar Club
Dubbed The Ally Of Epic Awesomeness by Libby
Posted : January 10, 2011 6:35 am
Come Home by One Republic.
Original: And right now there's a war between the vanities
What I heard: And right now there's a war between the fanities
LOL, I was like... is it talking about the Twilight fandom fighting over Jacob and Edward?
~Riella
Posted : January 18, 2011 9:16 am
Falling Up, "Moonlit"
real lyrics:
"So this is real, the window seal
I cannot heal, all the secrets are here now
All I've known, my cover's blown, the age's shown
You know they all fake they're home
Neon lights, the fade of light, the fear of heights"
mistake:
"So this is real, the window's heal
I cannot heal, all the secrets are here now
All I've known, my cover's blown, the aimless own
You know they all fake the home
Eat the lights, the fade of light, the fear of heights"
NW sister - wild rose ~ NW big sis - ramagut
Born in the water
Take quick to the trees
I want all that You are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADBC57vKfQ
Posted : January 18, 2011 9:21 am
^^ LOL! That's so hilarious! If I'm ever hurt, I'll be sure to go find those healing windows. 
~Riella
Posted : January 18, 2011 9:23 am
Good one Libby. I like "eat the lights" it sounds deep.
"Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning." -C.S. Lewis
Posted : January 22, 2011 9:36 am
Theme song lyrics. 
Daniel Boone --
Original Lyrics:
With an eye like an eage and as tall was a mountain was he.
What I thought it was:
With an eye like an eagle and a nose like a beagle had he.
(Hey, it rhymes more)
Lizzie McGuire --
Original Lyrics:
If you believe we've got a picture-perfect plan
Then we've got you fooled,
"Cause we only do the best we can
What I Heard:
If you believe we've got a picture-perfect plan
Then we've got your food,
'Cause we only do the best we can
~Riella 
Posted : January 28, 2011 3:15 pm
Love them, Riella! 
Say it now by The Afters
Real lyrics:
Can't we work this out?
what I heard: Kat, we work this out.
Now there's a big pause between "Can't" and the rest of the line, which makes my mistake more excusable. I knew it couldn't be right, but wouldn't that be sweet? A song about a girl.
NW sisters Lyn, Lia, and Rose
RL sister Destined_to_Reign
Member of the Tenth Avenue North and Pixar Club
Dubbed The Ally Of Epic Awesomeness by Libby
Posted : January 29, 2011 3:08 am
One of the last couple of years' contemporary Christian songs that I can never remember the name of:
"..and we've stumbled through the trials of life..."
which I always hear as
".. and we've stumbled through the trouser life.."
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : February 1, 2011 8:00 pm
This one is embarassing 
It's not so much a misheard lyric as a "Mis-sung" lyric. When I was about 12 I was singing along to the song "Manic Monday" by The Bangles. Instead of singing "It's just another Manic Monday," I sang" It's just another Maniac Monday!" My step-dad started laughing hysterically and I realized it's Manic Monday.
Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight / At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more / When he bares his teeth, winter meets its death / And when he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again
Posted : February 5, 2011 3:27 am
Ah, this thread is hilarious! The joy of misconceived lyrics! 
@Libby: "The window's heal.....eat the lights" Love those!
Set Me Free~Chloe
Actual lyrics:
"Did I loose it all, how did I miss the call
Conform me to an image of a doll
Break me up against his wall
I can't look in the mirror and see myself standing there
All I see is an illusion, fighting a war against the ones who care
No need for saving, just set me free..."
What I heard:
"Did I loose it all, how did I miss the call
Conform me to live each other down, break me up against his war
I can't look in the mirror and see myself standing there
All I see is an illusion, fighting a war against the ones who care
Lonely for sleeping, just set me free..."
We have nothing, if not belief.
—C.S. Lewis
Posted : February 6, 2011 11:01 am
From Jefferson Airplanes's "Somebody to Love" --
Original Lyrics:
When the garden's flowers,
Baby, are dead
Yes, and your mind, your mind is so full of red.
What I Heard:
When the dawn is lost,
Baby, you're dead
Yes, and your mind, your mind is so full of bread.
~Riella
Posted : February 9, 2011 7:05 pm
^^ that's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"your mind is so full of bread" lol 
NW sister - wild rose ~ NW big sis - ramagut
Born in the water
Take quick to the trees
I want all that You are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADBC57vKfQ
Posted : February 10, 2011 9:37 am