Your set of #1 editions I had to sell on ebay so I wouldn't lose my house!

You were supposed to water my flowers while I was gone and now they're all dead!

Aliens took my cat so I had to go in to deep space to find him and I got lost until you got back.

You let my cow out of the barn!

He begged real hard, so I couldn't say no. XD

You married my fiance!

It's his fault really, he was the one that proposed to me, I just accepted, how was I supposed to know he was your finace

You burnt all my books!

I wanted to test if it's possible to read by smelling books, and burning them really brings out the smell.

You never fixed my cellphone like you promsied!

I have a bad memory when it comes to fixing things.

You forgot to mail our favorite Aunt's birthday present.

Well I am secretly a superhero and I had to rescue people so I had absolutely no time to get it to the post office.

You borrowed my tennis shoes and ran through the rain and now they are ruined!!

I had to run to help a little girl caught in the tennis net, and your shoes were the ones nearest at the time.

You took my favorite book and burned it in the campfire.

~Riella

I dropped it, it scared me, and the fire just happened to be where I dropped it.

You threw away my disco ball!!!!

It was blinding people.

You ripped up my high school diploma...

~Riella

It was counterfeit.

You grounded me for life!

By "grounded", I meant to stay on the ground. You kept trying to fly.

You tossed my cellphone in a fountain in China.

~Riella

You tried to take over the world--again!

You let the dog out!

He had to go out, ( ) and beesides, he has a tracking device on him to get him back.

You ripped all my hair out.

~Riella

You braided it to look like a snake!

The vet tells me that hamster you sold me ISN'T one sixteenth wolf with a little bit of wolverine.