here is a joke i was once told
It is WWII and two soldiers are standing at the bank of the river, suddenly bubbles start coming out of the river. They cautiously lift their guns. Suddenly this old old submarine appears from out of the water. It is made of wood and looks like something that should be in a museum. The soldiers are bewildered and ready to fire but keep watching. The door of the submarine opens and this old man with a long white beard looks out. Spying the soldiers he calls to them in a shaky voice "is the war over yet?"
The two soldier lower their guns look at each other, "no" they answer at the same time. The old man waves his fist in the air, "oh darn Napoleon"

Ha ha, that was funny. I must say she wasn't to bright.

Edit: wild rose, that is a funny joke too.

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That is the most awsome youtube video I've seen since I last watched Tenth Ave's "By Your Side" vid. I wonder if that song is available through iTunes. I'm off to check...
EDIT: It is. I'm downloading it now.

LOLcat time:

@Watziznehm: That is GREAT!!! I love it!!! I may have to download it too!

The joke about four women to be executed reminds me of one similar to it that I like a lot.

Four criminals were about to executed on the same day by firing squad. The guards dragged the first man in and placed him against the wall. The squad lined up and the commander said "Get ready! ... Aim! ..."
And the first criminal shouted- "Earthquake!!!"
The firing squad and guards all scattered for cover, and the criminal escaped.
The squad crawled out of their hiding places and moved on to the next man. They took him out and shoved him into place, then lined up.
The commander said, "Get ready! ... Aim! ..."
And the second man yelled, "Tsunami!!"
Everyone ran for cover, while the second man escaped.
Then it was the third man's turn.
"Get ready! ... Aim! ..."
"Tornado!!"
In the twinkling of an eye, there was no-one in sight.
Finally it was the fourth man's turn.
"Get ready! ... Aim! ..."
And the fourth man hollered- "Fire!!"

Heh, that one makes me laugh.

I've always heard that one as a blonde joke. There were four girls about to be excuted: a brown haired girl, a black haired girl, a red haired girl, and a blonde girl. Of course, the blonde is the one who says "Fire."

That's also the way I heard it...

Ah, blonde jokes. So many to choose from. Hmm...

Here's one:

A blonde was driving along the freeway when she was stopped by a robber. The robber drew a circle on the pavement with chalk, and told the blonde he would kill her if she stepped out of the circle. He then proceeded to clean out her car of all her possessions. When he finished, he was about to leave, when he turned to see the blonde laughing histarically. "What's so funny?" the robber demanded. The blonde claimed triumphantly, "I stepped out of the circle three times and you never noticed!!"

I love blonde jokes.

If she stepped out of the circle she should have hit the robber with her purse. You know, the one with the anvil inside.

OK, my favorite blond joke...

A blond wakes up in the middle of the night and her house is on fire. She calls 911 and hysterically is telling the dispatcher "my house is on fire, my house is on fire!" The dispatcher tries to get her to calm down to get her address, but she keeps repeating "my house is on fire, my house is on fire!" Finally, the dispatcher firmly asks "How do we get to your house?" The blond replies "DUH, the big red truck!"

It's my favorite joke of all time.

Love it!!!

Here's another blonde joke...

A bar manager was having a very hard day, and was about ready to collapse. One of his employees rushed into his office, excitedly saying he should come out and help with a disturbance. The manager told the employee to have the assistant managers take care of it, but the employee insisted the manager come out and see it for himself. With a sigh, the manager went out into the main lobby to find a mob of blondes, holding up a framed picture and chanting, "29 days! 29 days! 29 days!" On closer inspection, the manager could see that they were holding a picture of cookie monster. After a bit of shouting, the manager was able to calm the mob long enough to ask what they were doing. Triumphantly, one of the blondes replied, "On the box to this puzzle it says 'two-three years', and we finished it in 29 days!"

This is very easily my favorite blonde joke!!

OK, off the blond jokes...time for LOLcats!

I can easily picture that cat substituted with my sisters dog.

A brunette was jumping down the rail road tracks on the ties. As she jumped, she said, "28, 28, 28, 28". A blonde came along and said, "Can I join you?" The brunette said, "OK." so they both started jumping saying, "28 28 28 28 28." A train came along and the brunette jumped off the tracks but the blonde stayed on the tracks and got run over and killed. The brunette got back on the tracks after the train had passed and started jumping again saying, "29 29 29 29 29."

Lol Narnian At heart! I have always loved that joke even though its kind of mean

Ragagut Thats a pretty funny picture!

~Benjamin

Fire Fairy, that's awesome!
One of my sisters is the only blond in my family so I like teasing her.