here's another:
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/ ... ctions.jpg

I've seen those pics before, lol

I remember that vid,Gtg. Tim Hawkins is great!

LOL,Liberty!!

here's another:

another blond joke

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Lol, Glenstorm, that joke is hilarious!!

Liberty, I especially like the one of the squirrel with the machine gun!

The cat is awesome GtG

here's another

GtG, that is awesome!! I think I'm going to make that my life motto...

Uh, Glenstorm, I don't get it.

Okay, I was looking at the last page, and the stuff about praying over food was great. It reminded me of a fireside I went to once. The guy that was speaking was talking about how we Mormons have a very bad habit of asking God to "bless the refreshments". He said, "what I want to know is, what good is it going to do to bless the refreshments? Their fate is already decided? Are we saying, 'please bless this donut so it doesn't choke me on the way down'?" The great thing about it is, the girl that was saying the benediction, out of habit, asked God to bless the refreshments. The entire congregation snickered, trying not to laugh in the middle of the prayer. It was great (I felt kind of bad for the poor girl, though. She must have been so embarrassed)!

Since we're on the topics of "prayer", I have a more cute than funny story of my littlest brother. It's dinner time, just me and him and my youngest sister. I ask him, "can you thank God for the food?" He smiles sheepishly. "I don't know how." He says. "Yes you do," I said, "just say thank you Jesus for this food."

So he closes his eyes and says, "Thank you Jesus for this food." He peeked his eyes open and said. "Is that all?"

"Uh...you forgot to say 'Amen'."

"Oh. Right." He closed his eyes again and said. "Amen. Am I done now?"

Here's a commercial that's been on during the Olympics this year. I crack up every time I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1YznzxQmw&feature=PlayList&p=483D888EC33FD97E&index=32

lol Ruby

FireFairy: hmm I don't know what happened to the picture