ramagut! that is SO funny!

aww he's so cute TGW!

Ok a Duck what into a drug store and says give some chap stick and put it on my bill.

Okay D~T~R Just put this up in Closed Captions but I just had to put it on here!

Here you go....

This is so funny (this person must have read LWW too many times! )

From a Museum in Litchfield, CT
Me: “Hello, may I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I was wondering if every creature you have a statue of is actually living?”
Me: “Yes sir, everything you see in here you can find somewhere in the wilderness.”
Customer: “Then why do you have a beaver?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You heard me. If everything in here is actually a living creature then why do you have beavers?”
Me: “Well sir, beavers are living creatures. Haven’t you ever seen one in the pond down the road?”
Customer: “What? Beavers are real? My whole life I thought they were mythical creatures.”
(The customer walks away, looking lost and confused.)
(thanks to notalwaysright.com)

here is one of my favorite jokes.....because it is really confusing!
here it is:

Is it easier to go to New York or by train?

lol ramagut

Even if you've never seen Twilight (like me), you will still think that this is hilarious...in my opinion, it makes just as much sense as the real story...

How Twilight Should Have Ended

And... to top things off...a funny moment with my younger brother.

I look up at the white board. It says: January 20, 2010.
Me: Hmm...we need to change that...
Brother: Yeah, it's the nineteenth, someone has their dates off...
Me: No, it's the twenty-first...
Brother gives me blank-stare.
Brother: What?
Me: Yes, it's the twenty-first...
You would have thought I had just told him the sky was falling! *chuckles*

lol

Ramagut I love the one about the beavers! I'm always going to notalwaysright.com to read stuff on there.

I found some funny stuff online that i'll post here but it's on my computer atm, and i'm on my mom's so i'll get it up later.

my 3 year old sister told me this yesterday

"lala (her pet name for me), worms gonna eat your belly button! and then snakes go killa you and a tigress gonna eat you!" then she folds her hands and says seriously, "a message from the Lord."

my 3 year old sister told me this yesterday
"lala (her pet name for me), worms gonna eat your belly button! and then snakes go killa you and a tigress gonna eat you!" then she folds her hands and says seriously, "a message from the Lord."

LOL!!!! A prophetess at 3!!

Last night I was with a few families at the airport to welcome some orphans from Haiti to their new home (praise the Lord!)
But that's not the funny part. While we were waiting, another child that one of the families adopted a couple years ago, Rosie, was talking to her adopted grandmother.
Grandma: I've been telling my little grand-nephew about you. He wants to play with you.
Rosie: Is he two inches tall?
Grandma: No, he's your age. Are you that tall?
Rosie: (puts her hand on her head) No I'm this tall.
Pause
Rosie: Is he a boy or a girl?

lol aravis_tarkina.

ramagut: i know! when she first told me i was like "okay..."

my 3 year old sister told me this yesterday

"lala (her pet name for me), worms gonna eat your belly button! and then snakes go killa you and a tigress gonna eat you!" then she folds her hands and says seriously, "a message from the Lord."

Wow what an Imagination!

That is too funny Aravis!