There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

A blond woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties.
The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical"

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

Lol Those are soooooo Funny Narnian~At~Heart!!!!!!!

~Benjamin

LOL cat time again!!!

If your a Little House on the Praire fan you'll love this!
Its really funny!
Its called Little house on the praire outtakes

here is the url
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de46acGp5qE

~Benjamin

Whatiznehm, narnian_at_heart, those were hilarious!!

Okay, Benjamin, you asked for blonde jokes? You're gonna get 'em!!

What do you call a bunch of blondes sitting shoulder-to-shoulder?

What do you call a bunch of blondes sitting in a circle?

How do you make a blonde go crazy?

How many blondes does it take to make raisin cookies?

Why did the blonde burn her face?

How can you tell a blonde's been at your computer?

Why did the blonde get kicked out of the M&M factory?

A blonde was driving when she got pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop asked her for her picture. The blonde looked around and saw her reflection in the mirror, so she pulled it off and handed it to the cop. The cop took one look at it and said, "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know you were a cop!"

A blonde and a brunette where sky-diving. The blonde jumped out and pulled her cord. Her parachute came out, and she started floating to the ground. The brunette jumped and pulled her cord. Nothing happened. She pulled her emergency cord, and still nothing happened. She sailed past the blonde, screaming. The blonde looked at her, started pulling off her straps, and said, "Oh, you want a race, do you?"

Okay, I better quit.

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All I can say about this one is: look closer. I know it is just a link, but still, I'd encourage you to look at it. It is really funny. My brother loves noodles

Lol Fire Fairy!! those are really funny!!

Here's one
how do you amuse a blond for hours?

~Benjamin

Nice ones everyone!! Now I have a joke of my own.

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the going on up here? We're having a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

A little off topic but.... Benjamin, how did you embed that Youtube video into the forum?? I've been trying to embed a video all day and it hasn't been working.

Really funny!

Okay, here are some jokes that are more suitable to be laughed AT rather than from!

Mother: What's the idea coming home two hours late?
Son (in bandages): But, Mom, I was run over.
Mother: It doesn't take two hours to get run over.

Ali Baba went up to the cave entrance and cried, "Open Sesame!"
A voice called back, "Ses who?"

Charley: I just swallowed a frog.
Farley: Doesn't it make you feel sick?
Charley: Sick! I'm liable to croak any minute!

Lucky: I heard a new joke the other day. I wonder if I told you.
Ducky: Was it funny?
Lucky: Yes.
Ducky: You didn't.

That football player is So tough - how tough is he?

He's so tough, he parts his hair with a chainsaw.

He's so tough, he uses barbed wire for dental floss.

He's so tough, he gargles with Drano.

Captain: This boat makes 20 knots an hour.
Passenger: Wow! how long does it take to untie them?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben Who?
Ben knocking so long I'm all tired out.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major open the door, didn't I!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out side! Let me in!

Just thought you needed a good groaning session.

Ugh!! Watziznehm, you were right! Oh man! Those sound like they came out of "Good Clean Jokes for Kids", you know, the one they sell at Wal-Mart! I think that was the worst joke book I've ever seen... Sheesh, that's painful! Although I liked the football player one...

(Off-topic- Just noticed I've made 100 posts!!! Cool!!)

Lucky: I heard a new joke the other day. I wonder if I told you.
Ducky: Was it funny?
Lucky: Yes.
Ducky: You didn't.

LOL! I love this one! its sounds kind of like Lucky is a blond

Hmmm, do I have any more blonde jokes? Let's see...

A blonde was going around a neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She came up to a house and knocked on the door. When a man opened the door, she asked if there was anything she could do to earn some money. "Sure," the man replied. "You can paint my porch for me. There's some paint in the garage. I'll give you fifty bucks." When the blonde went off to start the job, the man's wife said to him, "Did you tell her the porch goes all the way around the back?" "She'll figure it out," he told her.

Two hours later, the blonde knocked on the door, claiming she was done. "Already?" the man asked, fishing through his wallet for a fifty-dollar bill. "Yup," she said. "There was even some paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Surprised, the man handed her the money, pleased it was done so quickly. As the blonde walked away, she turned and said, "Oh, and by the way, it's a Lincoln, not a Porsche."

...That's what I call a "smart" blonde!!

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Um...okay!

That is a great joke Fir Fairy! Hilarious!!

I love Fail blog QueenLucy!! its great! Have you seen the interveiw with that football player? where is like umm like umm umm I was like umm umm like umm...... lol its pretty funny!

~Benjamin

Have you seen the interveiw with that football player?

~Benjamin

This one is pretty funny, too: