Fortunately, you find a pair of roller skates and begin zooming away!

Fortunately, you pretend she turned you into an ice sculpture as a last act of revenge, and they decide that you've suffered enough.

Unfortunately, somebody comes up to you and says that you owe them 50,000 dollars.

Fortunately, you just won the lottery, so you have the money to pay them

Unfortunately, the person clobbers you over the head and steals your wallet before you can tell them this!

Fortunately, they only got away with half of your winnings, leaving you with over a million bucks.

Unfortunately the tax department wants 45% of the entire lottery win.

Fortunately, before the IRS could take their share, you were able to skip the country and are now relaxing on a beautiful private beach in the Caribbean.

Unfortunately, someone has found out about your past and all the people who want to find you, and he's blackmailing you.

Fortunately, you can offer your blackmailer something they want even more than your money--a trip to a chocolate factory.

Unfortunately, said chocolate factory is out of business for putting rat droppings in their nougat.

Fortunately, you have never eaten any of the candy from that chocolate factory.

Unfortunately, you cannot fulfill the blackmailer's wish, and are forced to hand over all of your money.

Fortunately, the police catch the blackmailer in the act of taking your money, and force him to give it back to you.

Unfortunately, they post your picture in the paper as a part of a news story, and a notorious mad villain named Empress Bianca sees you, learns of your money, and decides to kidnap you.