Unfortunately, students are less likely to read newspapers when under extreme pre-exam stress.
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Fortunately before the actual exams are sat for, the end of year Year 12 formals are held for relaxation from exam stress.
Unfortunately, formals can be almost as frustrating as exams, with the conundrums of what to wear and who to go with...
"Now you are a lioness," said Aslan. "And now all Narnia will be renewed."
(Prince Caspian)
Fortunately, attendance at formals isn't compulsory, especially if unable to find someone to go with.
Unfortunately, many will want to go alone if necessary because all their friends may be going.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
Fortunately in the name of social inclusivity, the teachers said that having a partner & a large parental income was not compulsory.
Unfortunately, the teachers only said it in the planning meeting and forgot to tell the students.
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Fortunately, the students were smart enough to work it out themselves, and announced it on social media,
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Unfortunately, there was a typo in the announcement and the internet trolls noticed
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Fortunately, the internet trolls got distracted by a youtube video of a cat.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
Unfortunately, they've been so obsessed with cats that they have been actively promoting the woman yelling at the cat meme.
~Wunder
"The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts." ~ C. S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Fortunately, the trolls yelling at the lady with the cat meme, promoting cat welfare, weren't cat lovers, so with the help of the RSPCA she was able to sue such trollishly prejudiced ailurophobes.
Unfortunately, she did not see much of the money from the suit as she had to pay bills that had piled up while this was going on.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
Fortunately, the bills were set to auto-pay, so she saved on postage.
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Unfortunately, the auto payments caused her bank account to go over drawn.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis