Unfortunately, students are less likely to read newspapers when under extreme pre-exam stress.

Fortunately before the actual exams are sat for, the end of year Year 12 formals are held for relaxation from exam stress.

Unfortunately, formals can be almost as frustrating as exams, with the conundrums of what to wear and who to go with...

Fortunately, attendance at formals isn't compulsory, especially if unable to find someone to go with.

Unfortunately, many will want to go alone if necessary because all their friends may be going.

Fortunately in the name of social inclusivity, the teachers said that having a partner & a large parental income was not compulsory.

Unfortunately, the teachers only said it in the planning meeting and forgot to tell the students.

Fortunately, the students were smart enough to work it out themselves, and announced it on social media,

Unfortunately, there was a typo in the announcement and the internet trolls noticed

Fortunately, the internet trolls got distracted by a youtube video of a cat.

Unfortunately, they've been so obsessed with cats that they have been actively promoting the woman yelling at the cat meme.

~Wunder

Fortunately, the trolls yelling at the lady with the cat meme, promoting cat welfare, weren't cat lovers, so with the help of the RSPCA she was able to sue such trollishly prejudiced ailurophobes.

Unfortunately, she did not see much of the money from the suit as she had to pay bills that had piled up while this was going on.

Fortunately, the bills were set to auto-pay, so she saved on postage.

Unfortunately, the auto payments caused her bank account to go over drawn.