Fortunately, scientists and entrepreneurs love a good challenge, and finding new uses for eucalyptus sounds like just the ticket!

Unfortunately, finding more space for growing eucalypt trees is only good if they are the type of eucalyptus varieties favoured by koalas.

Fortunately, the koalas cannot be found in space.

~Wunder

Unfortunately koalas can't survive in space & are too delicate a species to be messed around with.

Fortunately, if you cannot go to space, space can come to you!

Unfortunately, space coming to you can be expensive.

~Wunder

Fortunately, thanks to whizbang organisations like NASA, we should get plenty of warning if an asteroid in nearby Space happens to drop on Earth, this time.

Unfortunately, if the asteroid hits the satellite sending signals to NASA, all hope of a warning will be lost.

~Wunder

Fortunately, it will save funeral expenses.

Unfortunately, funeral expenses tend to fluctuate based on the economy.

~Wunder

Fortunately, if the asteroid is big enough to collide with the Earth, world economy as we know it, would cease to exist.

Unfortunately, the world economy ceasing to exist has many problems of its own, and would basically mean replacing the satellites would be impossible.

Fortunately, the world economy does not seem to be in danger of ceasing to exist.

~Wunder

Unfortunately, more & more people seem to think that the world is coming to an end anyway.

Fortunately, the world hasn't ended yet.

~Wunder