Unfortunately, whenever anyone went outside, they had attacks of the giggles.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Fortunately, the utterly hilarious pillow fight, which ensued, made everyone happy.
Unfortunately the pillows were made of rather weak material, and several of them got ripped and there were feathers flying everywhere!
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Fortunately, the ensuing dust-up and flying feathers resulted in everyone reconciling with a treaty to resolve the situation.
Unfortunately, it turned out that virtually everyone in town was allergic to the feathers.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Fortunately, a mad scientist came to town and turned everyone into chickens so they wouldn't be allergic to feathers!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, the dragons decided to eat everyone because they love the taste of chickens.
"To the shining eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant."
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
Fortunately the first dragon to try to eat anyone found that person was so pickled and tough that the dragon became too ill for either itself or the other dragons to continue.
Unfortunately, an ill dragon is not someone you want to be around.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Fortunately, an ill dragon is repulsive enough for even other dragons to make themselves scarce.
Unfortunately, a dragon can be ill for months.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Fortunately, there is no worry about ill dragons for long once the initial repulsion has passed, as the other dragons scent easy prey and voted that one of their number should put it out of its misery.
Unfortunately, fresh dragon seems to only have the effect of whetting the dragons' voracious appetites...
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Fortunately, the dragons scatter once they realize they are on the menu for dinner.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, the lack of natural predators caused the rabbit population to rise.
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