Fortunately, the guard is sympathetic to your cause and allows you to impersonate them so you can walk out of prison.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 4, 2014 9:30 am
Unfortunately a random bystander recognizes you from your most wanted poster.
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Posted : July 4, 2014 9:33 am
Fortunately, you can run really, really fast.
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Posted : July 4, 2014 9:34 am
Unfortunately, so can the random bystander.
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Posted : July 4, 2014 9:36 am
Fortunately, you remember your secret hiding place!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 4, 2014 9:37 am
Unfortunately, someone else is using it. 
Now my days are swifter than a post: they flee away ... my days are swifter than a weaver's shuttle
Posted : July 4, 2014 9:38 am
Fortunately, it's one of your closest friends.
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Posted : July 4, 2014 9:41 am
Unfortunately, they were eating a caramel popcorn ball and it got all over both of you when you came barreling in.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : July 4, 2014 9:46 am
Fortunately, it makes a pretty good disguise.
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Posted : July 4, 2014 9:47 am
Unfortunately caramel can be so sticky that the tag "prison escapee" has stuck to your disguise along with an arresting police officer.
Posted : July 4, 2014 1:19 pm
Fortunately your secret hiding spot has a change of clothes and a shower.
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Posted : July 4, 2014 2:30 pm
Unfortunately, someone sprinkled itching powder on your clothes.
Posted : July 4, 2014 3:17 pm
Fortunately, there is still the shower, so you can wash the itching powder off
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Posted : July 5, 2014 4:46 am
Unfortunately, someone cut the water off!
Posted : July 5, 2014 12:33 pm
Fortunately there was a big storm which rained so heavily you were washed clean anyway
Posted : July 5, 2014 6:51 pm