Fortunately, the penguins found that they didn't quite like the warm parts of the world and decided stay in Antarctica and rule with an iron wing.
Unfortunately, the White Witch's alter ego, Summer Witch, took over antarctica and turned it into a blazing hot desert
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Fortunately, the penguins found Susan's magic horn and called for help.
Unfortunately, the one of the penguins accidentally dropped Susan's horn over a cliff.
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Fortunately the penguins could fly, and they dove off the cliff and caught it.
Unfortunately, when they tried to blow the horn, an evil Witch jumped out, grabbed it, and ran away.
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Fortunately, the witch tripped, and the penguins managed to get the horn and blow it.
Unfortunately, when the Pevensies came to save you, they were all under 5 years old.
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Fortunately, you had enough toys to keep them happy.
Unfortunately, they all started crying at the same time.
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Fortunately, you had 4 new pacifiers to offer them
Unfortunately the pacifiers were contaminated
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Fortunately you had a sterilizer
Unfortunately the a witch stole the sterilizer for the pacifiers.
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Mod Note: Due to forum policy, please refrain from using copyrighted characters in this game (the Pevensies, the White Witch, etc.). This has now been added to the game rules. Thank you.
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.