Fortunately, one of the prisoners was a reasonably good cook so volunteered to organize better meals

Unfortunately, he lost his recipe book during a prison break.

Fortunately that didn't matter because none of the prisoners could read very well.

Unfortunately, though they all tried to remember ingredients for their favorite dishes, they couldn't put together a square meal.

Fortunately at least one prisoner remembered watching how his mother cooked nice meals for her family without ever getting the chance to learn to read, herself.

Unfortunately, the prisoners were in the mood for takeout.

Fortunately, the guards also were in the mood to eat take-away dinners, so they organised a supply of microwaveable frozen dinners for everyone.

Unfortunately, the supply of frozen dinners was spotted from orbit by hungry astronauts who then spent a great deal of time knotting together fishing line and adjusting their orbit speed so that they could purloin the entire stack.

Fortunately, the government established a MacDonald's franchise, to organise feeding the prisoners.

Unfortunately, the astronauts landed their shuttle in the drive-thru.

Fortunately, the government, being the government, mustered all our armed forces to seize the shuttle and intern the astronauts because they didn't have correctly stamped passports with the correct visas.

Unfortunately, the government took three months to do so.

Fortunately, the shuttle was inoperable because it didn't fit through the driveway and the local police and prison guards had no difficulty imprisoning the astronauts.

Unfortunately, the astronauts and the other prisoners now all had to go without supper that night.

Fortunately, poor ickle prisoners cannot be treated inhumanely and so the Prison Governor arranged to deliver by helicopter enough pizzas to feed everyone.