Fortunately, those "multiple" but illegal residents could make a fortune from the newspapers selling stories about their stay on the island.

Unfortunately, these lead to actual illegal residents on the island again.

Fortunately as there was little running water on the island, the illegal residents had to move away before they became ill.

Unfortunately, the displaced residents needed a new place to live now.

Fortunately, the displaced residents found plenty of accommodation by returning to the countries where they came from.

Unfortunately, the residents were unable to find jobs that paid well enough to afford the new accommodations.

Fortunately, displaced residents did find sufficiently cheap and adequate accommodation in gaol when the authorities decided they had committed many offences by their illegal immigration.

Unfortunately, prison is a horrible place to be sequestered and was not a suitable location to live.

Fortunately, those particular prisons had been luxury gaol accommodation for some high profile and very wealthy criminal types who had placed TVs, ensuites and bookshelves in every cell they were forced to inhabit.

Unfortunately, that did not solve the issue of detrimental prison culture.

Fortunately, the inmates were keen to sample plans to turn such buildings into live-in graphic and performing art colleges.

Unfortunately the inmates also found the buildings were suitable to use electronic equipment to hack into important overseas sites.

Fortunately there remained enough of the prison atmosphere for supervisors to switch off the electricity and confiscate all computers and ipads

Unfortunately, without the electricity on to power the security systems, a number of prisoners escaped.

Fortunately, the escaped prisoners were easily caught when the police offered them cups of tea and chocolate bikkies.