Fortunately, the game progressed quietly whilst the dragon fell asleep again, snugly dreaming of kangaroos, wallabies and 47C temperatures in the Pilbara.

Unfortunately, suddenly everything the dragon was dreaming about transpired, so dozens of kangaroos and wallabies hopped into the crowd, that now baked in the wildly hot weather.

Fortunately, a trained and highly skilled professional kangaroo and wallaby catcher was in the crowd and quickly gathered them into his large van.

Unfortunately, the entire Kangaroo and Wallaby teams were kidnapped with the animals and were shipped off to Australia, thus disqualifying them from the rugby competition.

Fortunately, the Kangaroo and Wallaby rugby teams had always wanted to visit Australia!

Unfortunately, when they arrived in Australia they had been away from their native land so long that nobody recognised them any more.

Fortunately, that meant the police did not realize that they ought to be arrested.

Unfortunately the police elsewhere in the world disagreed that the kangaroos and wallabies should be allowed to roam freely.

Fortunately, their lawyers were able to get them out on bail.

Unfortunately, nobody would fly them back to Australia.

Fortunately, they managed to get a boat ride back.

Unfortunately it was a rough trip and they were seasick.

Fortunately the Australian Navy intercepted the boat and guaranteed everyone's safety.

Unfortunately the Australian Naval Ship was taken over by Pirates before they could be returned to safety.

Fortunately, the Australian Navy was backed up by the Australian Army, Air Force and several customs boats who imprisoned the pirates.