Unfortunately, the authorities still hold you for assuming a false identity.

Fortunately, you get a very swift trial date.

Unfortunately you are kept in prison because you couldn't afford bail.

Fortunately it's a low-security facility and your cell is almost comfortable.

Unfortunately, your window is next to the train tracks and everytime a train goes by you get a country song earworm.

Fortunately the train provides you with the perfect means of escape.

Unfortunately, the train is delayed due to leaves on the line.

Fortunately, the prison at least has good food.

Unfortunately, food makes you think of why you ended up in prison in the first place.

Fortunately you consider it to be a worthy cause to be thrown in prison.

Unfortunately, you may have to go on a hunger strike to prove your point.

Fortunately the lack of eating gives you very creative ideas for escaping.

Unfortunately, digging through the wall with a spoon takes longer than you anticipated.

Fortunately, you have a good deal of persistence.

Unfortunately a guard catches you after a year of attempted digging.