Unfortunately, the flag is struck by lightning and is reduced to a heap of ashes.
Fortunately, the owner has an insurance policy that covers lightning strikes and assures the dragon that it will soon be replaced with a larger and more impressive flag.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately the Welsh Rugby Union team is upset at the fate of its original national flag and challenges the dragon to participate in a Rugby contest.
Fortunately the dragon was an expert Rugby player in college and still has the uniform.
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Unfortunately, the dragon, being so good at rugby, is likely to eat the opposing rugby union team for breakfast.
Fortunately, the match sponsors cater a big breakfast for both sides before the game.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Unfortunately, the eggs were bad and made everyone ill.
My biggest disappointment in life is that I am the only one in my family who didn't see a Narnia movie in the theater. Even though I love it the most and they will all admit that. But at least I share a birthday with C.S. Lewis.
Fortunately with all that illness, everyone forgot the words in Welsh to the Welsh anthem and so they called off the game.
Unfortunately, the spectators are very upset about the cancelled match and are threatening to riot.
Fortunately, the players recovered, the deferred game was played, though a little late, and the spectators could sing both anthems in English.
Unfortunately, the dragon has been called foul for rough play and is now very, very upset.
Fortunately the spectators staged an impromptu eisteddfod, and all that singing and music sent the dragon to sleep.
Unfortunately, not all the spectators were very practiced in music, so a thundering brawl broke out when some played and sang out of tune.
We have nothing, if not belief.
—C.S. Lewis
Fortunately a mob of Australians yelled Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy, and so everyone was too busy yelling along to carry on brawling.
Unfortunately, everyone in the crowd developed laryngitis due to all of the vocalizing.