Fortunately, your favourite musicians come to entertain you from the other side of the glass windowed quarantine room.
We have nothing, if not belief.
—C.S. Lewis
Posted : May 13, 2015 10:29 am
Unfortunately all that music played at loud volume leaves you completely deafened.
Posted : May 13, 2015 1:14 pm
Fortunately the doctor said the deafness is temporary and your hearing should return to normal in a few weeks.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : May 14, 2015 10:54 am
Unfortunately, the deafness will return to plague you as you grow older
Posted : May 14, 2015 12:20 pm
Fortunately, they prove to have a cure for the deafness by then.
Long Live King Caspian & Queen Liliandil Forever!
Jill+Tirian! Let there be Jilrian!
Posted : May 20, 2015 10:37 pm
Unfortunately, it will be an expensive cure.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters. Some days you just make soup.
Posted : June 14, 2015 10:36 am
Fortunately, you have just found a treasure map in your attic and look forward to not worrying about money in the future!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 17, 2015 10:35 am
Unfortunately it was a map you and your bratty cousin made up together when you were in primary school and there is no real treasure to be found.
Posted : June 17, 2015 12:47 pm
Fortunately, a scan leaked to the internet inspired a real pirate to bury treasure in the exact same location.
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : June 18, 2015 3:01 pm
Unfortunately, that pirate of a cousin who helped to draw the original map, got there first.
Posted : June 18, 2015 9:59 pm
Fortunately, he was willing to share.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : June 26, 2015 5:18 am
Unfortunately, lawyers became involved and the majority of the treasure went to fund a sanctuary for snails.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 27, 2015 4:52 pm
Fortunately the extent of the treasure was so great that you were able to share it and still buy a mansion in the countryside.
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : June 27, 2015 5:00 pm
Unfortunately, that mansion happens to be haunted by the endangered snails' dead ancestors 
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : June 28, 2015 8:13 pm
Fortunately you have Ghostbusters on speed-dial.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 29, 2015 5:30 am
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