Fortunately, your favourite musicians come to entertain you from the other side of the glass windowed quarantine room.
We have nothing, if not belief.
—C.S. Lewis
Posted : May 13, 2015 10:29 am
Unfortunately all that music played at loud volume leaves you completely deafened.
Posted : May 13, 2015 1:14 pm
Fortunately the doctor said the deafness is temporary and your hearing should return to normal in a few weeks.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : May 14, 2015 10:54 am
Unfortunately, the deafness will return to plague you as you grow older
Posted : May 14, 2015 12:20 pm
Fortunately, they prove to have a cure for the deafness by then.
Long Live King Caspian & Queen Liliandil Forever!
Jill+Tirian! Let there be Jilrian!
Posted : May 20, 2015 10:37 pm
Unfortunately, it will be an expensive cure.
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Posted : June 14, 2015 10:36 am
Fortunately, you have just found a treasure map in your attic and look forward to not worrying about money in the future!
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 17, 2015 10:35 am
Unfortunately it was a map you and your bratty cousin made up together when you were in primary school and there is no real treasure to be found.
Posted : June 17, 2015 12:47 pm
Fortunately, a scan leaked to the internet inspired a real pirate to bury treasure in the exact same location.
Movie Aristotle, AKA Risto
Posted : June 18, 2015 3:01 pm
Unfortunately, that pirate of a cousin who helped to draw the original map, got there first.
Posted : June 18, 2015 9:59 pm
Fortunately, he was willing to share.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : June 26, 2015 5:18 am
Unfortunately, lawyers became involved and the majority of the treasure went to fund a sanctuary for snails.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 27, 2015 4:52 pm
Fortunately the extent of the treasure was so great that you were able to share it and still buy a mansion in the countryside.
There, shining in the sunrise, larger than they had seen him before, shaking his mane (for it had apparently grown again) stood Aslan himself.
"...when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor's stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards."
Posted : June 27, 2015 5:00 pm
Unfortunately, that mansion happens to be haunted by the endangered snails' dead ancestors 
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : June 28, 2015 8:13 pm
Fortunately you have Ghostbusters on speed-dial.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton
Posted : June 29, 2015 5:30 am
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